1. Internet Rock Star

Your life (and mine) in two minutes and 50 seconds.

Internet Rock Star
Words & Music by Demetrius P. Hill ©2009 all rights reserved, Oct 8, thru Oct 10, 2009

So You wanna be an Internet rock star
Not the kinda fame that’s gonna get cha’ too far
No limousines – just a hard road
And people always askin’ “Can I get a download?”

Get your guitar, and a tuner
plug in the headphones turn on your computer
You just posted a brand new love song
Look there’s a comment, that didn’t take long

And Paula Abdul loves you just the way you are
Everybody‘s gonna be an Internet rock star

So you wanna be an Internet sensation
Wanna spread your music all across the nation
Convinced you sound pretty good in the shower
Better practice for your interview with Matt Lauer

Got your song on 30 different websites
Maybe do another mix this one doesn’t feel right
Just because you got the latest digital software
Don’t believe your little song is gonna take you anywhere, no!

And Paula Abdul loves you just the way you are
Everybody‘s gonna be an Internet rock star

You –– suck! You –– suck!

So you wanna be an Internet rock star
So you’re gonna be an Internet rock star
Now you’re thinkin’ you’re an Internet rock star
Never gonna happen better hold-on to your day job
Everybody is an Internet rock star
Nothing special ‘bout an Internet rock star
Mom and Dad so proud they’ve raised an Internet rock star
Everybody anybody Internet rock star!