You know the type. Every workplace has one.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

No-one seems to quite know what the Big Society is. As far as I see it, it's a way for the government to abdicate responsibility and then emotionally blackmail people into thinking they have a civil duty to work for nothing.

When life gets too stressful just light up a fattie and dance! That's what I say. New, improved part 2 replaces previous version.

Believe what you like. Or don't. It's your choice.

No-one seems to quite know what the Big Society is. As far as I see it, it's a way for the government to abdicate responsibility and then emotionally blackmail people into thinking they have a civil duty to work for nothing.

This song might just put you in the mood, so be sure you're at home or at least some place private...

Doing nothing is still something...take a stand.

Quick live recording on my buddy Jim's guitar while visiting him in Portland. The song hopefully speaks for itself. Eastern Europe gets me every time...