I decided to go full-punk here, while desperately trying to avoid the obvious rhyme words.

Gotta love the auto-arpeggio.

Featuring my good friend Mr. Steven Phillips on electric guitar and backing vocals. Regardless, nobody seems to like this song but me. BTW, This song is not intended as an insult of anyone. Don't send goon squads after me, please!

This one seems to be a favorite among my friends. Maybe it hits close to home.

Yes, this is based on somebody I actually know. People seem amused by the "throat-clearing" samples. The samples are mostly me, but the guy muttering in dutch is not.

This piece is for solo viola. No electronics or processing were used. The fantastic technicolor performance is by Jessica Meyer.

This piece is for solo viola. No electronics or processing were used. The fantastic technicolor performance is by Jessica Meyer.

A cover of a great old Jethro Tull song. Back in the day when they were blues rock.

I'm getting sick of the same old chords. LYRICS: I'm retarded I'm a stooge I can keep myself amused Have a hand in my abuse Set a spark and light the fuse I'm retarded I am rude I am average I'm obtuse We don't use that word…

Just some fun I was having with the record button on. Edgy and a blast to sing.