Thank you for being you No one else would do Thank you for being you You're all I ask for Too many nights alone tonight I'm coming home open up the wine cos I'm gonna be with the one who's shown Me the ways of old Women into wives…

2011 One of my favorite songs I've recorded. An amalgamated tribute to 80's Crimson, Andy Summers and Peter Gabriel.

2010 or... dig this, why not try a sensual massage from a manatee masseuse? It's a fun, sexy time at the endless seafood buffet! The little intro ballad here was inspired by the overly sentimental, 80's synth-cheese soundtrack to Wong…

2010 Journey to the offworld

2010 I just got a phone call... offhand liz loves america though she often falls in love with places she's never been.

2010 A cautionary tale the continuing story of the Dedicated Follower of Fashion.

2010 Hey, your mind is a planet, bay-beh

This is just another middle of the road pile of trot, this time about the amazing instant classics I write, but am so protective of that I daren't let any of you hear. No one will ever hear them. Sorry, but I'm afraid this shite will just have…

Just a little riff that need a few more things added to it. Perhaps a bit of subhamoic yodeling.