Skit: Shitty Potluck at the Hole

[Rushten]
Ah, there’s nothing like a nice big potluck after a hard month of work. I only wish I had some young tender boys here I could have fun with

[Sally]
Rushten, what do you mean?

[Rushten]
(clears throat)

[Jenerica]
Oh, Sally, ya gotta try this cheesecake pizza Rushten made. It’s yummy

[Sally]
(nervous laugh) Maybe later

[Georgeanne]
I still think Hōl should get into the food service business. Maybe a little gourmet pastry line. I think ladies would love it, guys too

[Añala]
(laugh) That would be great. I love sweets. (laugh) Rushten, what do you think?

[Rushten]
Well, ya see, I could do all that myself for this place. Ya see I don’t have anything better to do when I go home. Besides, Hōl would just be making more work for people that way

[Georgeanne]
Rushten, look who’s talking. That’s the story of your life though, isn’t it?

[Rushten]
(clears throat)

[Sally]
Is everything alright, Rushten?

[Rushten]
That was a mouth-fart. And I’m trying to send you the subtle message that I hate everything. (pause) I like to clear my throat. (long pause) Somebody, hold me, I don’t want to work

[Añala]
It’s okay, Rushten. Just shove some more of this junky shit down your cake-hole

[Gitjreela]
Yeah, Rushten, good pizza. You’re good at making this food

[Georgeanne]
Reela, I heard you had a rough last few days. Are you feeling all better?

[Gitjreela]
Oh yes, much better

[Georgeanne]
Hm, I’m glad to hear it. Ya know, you look great eating all this stuff here, very cute. I could be a friend to you

[Gitjreela]
Oh, thank you. Thank you

[Georgeanne]
(sigh)

[Jenerica]
Hey Georgeanne, we’re gonna have some cigars later. Do you want one?

[Georgeanne]
I’d love a big black dick in my mouth

[Jenerica]
Heh, ok, whatever. Mandeleine, what brings you here?

[Mandeleine]
This is Lance, everyone, the new hire. He’ll be training the rest of the day

[Jenerica]
Hey, Lance. Ready to get started? We’re always glad to have fresh young pups like you come onboard

[Lance]
Listen here, see. I’m the new kid on the block, see, but you better treat me with some respect, see, or else there’s gonna be trouble, see

[Mandeleine]
Lance comes highly recommended. He’ll be great. I’m headed back to corporate, but not before I take some of these cookies. These are crack to me. Cocaine cookies

[Georgeanne]
Have some food, Lance. You’ll be just like the gang in no time

[Añala]
(laugh) And then see me in my office when you’re done, Lance, to take care of some stuff before you get started. There’s some other kinds of pot luck we should pin down first if you know what I mean. (laugh)

[Lance]
Hm, yeah, let me see, yeah, I think I can do that, see, yeah. Mmm