"She did? Why wasn't I informed?" asked Jack Merlot to the two uniformed Minneapolis police officers. All three of them were on their bicycles. The officers had come up alongside Jack Merlot to remind him that there is No Bicycle Riding on Nicollet Mall Unless You Are an Officer of the Law, but they also stayed in momentum with Jack, as they struggled to answer his plaintive query. "Probably because you're not that important." said Officer Friendly. Jack turned left onto Washington Avenue & proceeded to find his way to Nordest, where at least there was a cold beer waiting for him.
Next to the "Barfight" this is the funniest thing I have ever heard. You are something else Dude.
Never heard this before, what hilarious, clever lyrics. Brilliant.