Intro (My True Love)
This, or at least the second part of it, was originally going to form part of a comedy opera I would never have finished in a million years. Couldn’t resist putting it on here.
I don’t normally write out my lyrics, but I’ll give you these:
My true love makes my life complete, her future is my own
A thousand miles just for her smiles to show our love has grown
One night we two were talking late, she smiled and touched my head
She looked at me so soulfully, and this is what she said:
Don’t wipe your cock on the curtains
Don’t piss in the sink
Don’t masturbate in the garden
What will the neighbours think?
Don’t throw the cat out the window
Don’t pick your arse
Or soon you’ll see
There’s nothing left for me
But to kill you very fast
You find a way
To be filthier than yesterday
So you’d better listen to me when I say
Don’t piss in the sink!