Reworked from an improvised track recorded for Christmas 2009. Now with structure and meaning! Happy Holidays everyone.

I promise I am not really this creepy. I actually used a 12-sided die to figure the chord-riff here.

I decided to go full-punk here, while desperately trying to avoid the obvious rhyme words.

Logically this song should come BEFORE "Antidepressants", but musically I thought it went better here.

Fun with synths.

Yes, this is based on somebody I actually know. People seem amused by the "throat-clearing" samples. The samples are mostly me, but the guy muttering in dutch is not.

This one seems to be a favorite among my friends. Maybe it hits close to home.

I've been here. This is one of those songs that only I seem to like, especially the tremelo vox.

Gotta love the auto-arpeggio.

Featuring my good friend Mr. Steven Phillips on electric guitar and backing vocals. Regardless, nobody seems to like this song but me. BTW, This song is not intended as an insult of anyone. Don't send goon squads after me, please!