REAL MEN 103112 - HAIRCUT

James Michael Taylor

Facebook is a horrible thing. The real world keeps intruding into the perfectly peaceful virtual world.

REAL MEN

Real men, keep stealing’, my pretend girlfriend
Real men keep butting’ in. They’ve done it again. Real men
No one seems to notice I’m a novice at love
Shy as a shepherd. Meek as a dove
There’s a poet out in Midland with a beautiful smile
I’m working up the courage just to speak to the child
Next thing I know, she is engaged to some Bubba out there

Real men, keep stealing’, my pretend girlfriend
Real men keep butting’ in. They’ve done it again. Real men
I’ve got a lover up in Lubbock just a breaking my heart
Postin’ pretty pictures with some boy in the park
Holden’ hands and smiling’ at the camera that way
I’m sittin’ here wishing’ all my chances away

I’ve got a heifer up in Hereford just a hurting’ my heart
If I told her I existed, it would be a good start
Real men, keep stealing’, my pretend girlfriend
Real men keep butting’ in. They’ve done it again. Real men
No one seems to notice I’m a novice at love
Shy as a shepherd. Meek as a dove

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