A little four-bar, 21-second joke. It's all woodwinds and a tiny bit of sampled junk percussion. Mr. Schaum was the band teacher when I was in elementary school. Hmmm, or was it Mr. Schram? I don't recall now.

a leaflet about hacking rhythm. Again the weird metronome forged with audacity creates a thoughtful but ass shaking tune

Complete innocence, My Kindergarten mind-state. Why are kids so mean?

Given the spirited twitter reaction to the question of whether SisterSavage should buy pitch correction software, I submit this. The pre-melodyne version of "spilt milk". It also retains my so-called "MST3K" vocals, which were removed in the…

Big Brother is Watching You!

I wrote this song for my girl in 2001. This is a very rough recording. Really just a sketch...

SONG OF THE CIRCLING MOON We live on the shore of a mighty sea Where the current is strong and nothing is free The water is cool at the warmest noon And the tides are ruled by a circling moon We live on the edge of eternity With our minds…

Yeah I wrote this with a little help form Dmoneye. Here are the lyrics: 2008 presidential (s)election It’s the 2008 presidential selection, not election planned to perfection by media's erection for soundbyte speeches by political leeches to…