One can hear a lot of interesting things in the silence of the night (particularly when their plumbing freezes).

The Chinese believe if you perform a certain choreographed routine while aboard an elevator, the elevator will open a door to 'somewhere else'. [Addendum : It's heavily formatted, but I want to point out I did use Chris Carignan's DjentBot…

Sample info : Librivox Audio Recording https://archive.org/details/she_0802_librivox Book : She Author : H Rider Haggard Chapter 21 : The Dead And The Living Meet Sample was passed through the EVPMaker application.

Our dreams can be very vivid and realistic - there are days I think all of reality is simply somebody thinking about (or remembering?) us. Lyrics I'm not the god of thee you're just my memories as I remember them [see the scenery…

Big Dumb Rocker Alert. Also, lyrics inspired by a post on the Florida Man twitter account (link below). Everything I was doing was slow and kinda quiet. So I wrote something fast and noisy and gave it lyrics about a guy who tries to pay…

Robot gets hit by a car crossing through Kelley Square (Had he passed the Turing Test, he would have known not to try that.) He ascends into the Chinese Room, where he has access to total knowledge through an infinite number of fortune cookies.

Robot completely failed the Turing Test, but the novelty Nixon mask he picked up at a thrift store allows him to pass amongst humanity undetected.

I told this song in three parts/colors. Kind of like 'Love Song' by Tesla, if Tesla was working in 16 bit.

Vault 106 will be remembered. Lyrics the past haunting me in triplicate into the blue I pursue my ghosts again what is the glue holding all this together? is there a clue to allow me to remember? is their some truth buried…

Amidst the Irish country side, a drunken chap encounters wee folk, but not the sort he was expecting. Lyrics just a recycled tale from the days of old when many a drunk irishman looked for his pot of gold gallavanting wassling through…

Aliens thought they knew the best means to attack us, but their intelligence was a little dated. Lyrics : another forgotten signal TV tuned to UHF dead air an abandoned station snowy light red screen of death green men plotting conquest…

This one is still a bit rough, but I wanted to share and see if anyone has an interest in adding some guitars, bass, other vocal parts for fun. I left the chords in the lyrics below, in case you wanted to collaborate. I hope you enjoy it…

Another simple little one. I tried on a few occasions to just roll tape while sitting in front of a mic with an acoustic and see what happens. Short snippets of lyrics would come out while I was playing the first thing to pop into my head, and…

RPM Challenge 2016

RPM Challenge 2016

RPM Challenge 2016

RPM Challenge 2016

RPM Challenge 2016

RPM Challenge 2016

I love this song - well of course I do - but seriously I had so much fun writing it and I just love hearing it, These are the lyrics: Ya know it’s really bad, Getting dumped the way I’d been I felt nothing but sad, Like I would…

Here is the 18. Exclusive Single from Mordant In Flesh.

I woke up at about 6:00am on February 1st, picked up my iPad, opened GarageBand, and immediately noodled out the bass line that became the chorus on this song. And the rest is RPM Challenge history. The lyrics are about a theory that Flat…