You can’t eat money ©2021 John Schofield Watcha gonna eat when we’ve only got money? When the bees are all gone And there’s no more honey Watcha gonna buy with all that bread? When the waters gone sour And the fish are dead Watcha gonna…

Lyrics by me, performed by my e-band, Amigos Imaginarios I could feel your deception In the way you kissed All those smiling lies Dripping from your lips Trapped by your own fantasy Spider got the fly Caught up in the web Tangled…

Sometimes, just a bunch of rubbish from a soundcheck can be used to create something interesting. In this case, setting up to record tenor sax (with a tin-foil pie plate covering the bell), some microphone taps, and a bit of vocalising, most with…

Imagine a party with the tech elite celebrating their billions in bathtubs full of champaign. Elon and Zuck in a love embrace of deception as the world spins further into a blackhole of disinformation; but it's OK because they're "making the world…

You’re a fat fuck If you have a son, probably a fat son Everyone you know is fat, son I know the deal As a kid you were lean But became a fat adult And adults don’t fat shame a fat adult Bad result ‘cause now the job falls on me You’re…

This was the second song I ever wrote. Like some of the other recent uploads, this was found on an old backup drive but it cleaned up pretty well so... there you go.

[Verse 1] George said, “I don’t know what anybody thinks” The fact is nowadays, nobody thinks No one forms an opinion There’s no like or dislike of anything No judgement of your fellow kin Just hello ma’am Yo fam and hola blah blah It…

I don’t see you on the Menu 2020©John Schofield A table in the corner, A glass of Premier Cru A waiter takes my order But all I want is you I don’t see you on the menu Or I’d order two of you But I don’t see you on the menu And all…

As Fickle as the Wind 2020© by John Schofield You’re a footprint on a beach An imprint in the sand Capricious as a summer storm As fickle as the wind Tell me who you are And what you want from me I need to know how far we’ll go…

A test on the Giallo movie soundtracks from the 70's

Equator 2 x2, Roli Rise 49

This re-recorded song comes from the 2022 RPM Challenge. I am not really pleased with this new version. I can't quite put my finger on what the problem is, but there is something here that is making me unhappy. The clean rhythm guitar is…

This one was originally written for the Record Every Month challenge last year. June 2023, I think. I liked it immediately and wanted to see if I could improve on it. I think I did, though marginally so. Even after spending a few months tinkering…

Abortion is wrong How about not sleeping around, messing around, having sex with the wrong people? If it is not the right one, don’t fuck them So grow the fuck up Live some life and if you find the right person, great Spend some time with…

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