I got montezuma's revenge once. It sucked. So I wrote a song about it.

Simple. Poop, Shit, Turd, Shart. Yup.

sex sells, but i can't give it away.

Things my friend shane says.

Sometimes your need to be a teddy bear and other times a porn star for your significant other.

Grab tatas and do the the twist.

I found these things when i cleaned the house when I lived with an old roommate.

Having sex with a tranny and not knowing.

Everyone is texting texting texting. Driving me crazy.

Track 2 from The Wait EP. Had a little fun with this melody. The instruments are bass, guitar, drums with some flute and strings towards the end.

Just listen and youll know

All about the dance.

improvisings

something from earlier about an hour ago.

Some old cylinder-days orchestral sounds resampled, chopped, and effected. Put me in mind of clowns.

An old favourite from a record I called 'The Great Erotic Novel'. I've put a new vocal on it (a bit loud I think now), at some point I'll do a fresh mix/master of the whole record.

Reg has been waiting for this day for what seems an age....and now it's here...Today is the day.... Today is the day Today is the day Today is the day Todays got to be the day i’m going to pack all those bad things in a suitcase and walk…

The RPM journey begins here....Reg has fallen again it was soon after he got wagon he was falling off...but he's come to a crossroads and this time he means it this time....things are going to change..... TOMORROW IT STOPS Another week just…

A stripped down rework, for the to-be-released album Volume 4.

2 bass tracks, 2 drum tracks. A dance song.

One of my other hobbies is watching wildlife in the area. I'm the happiest with a pair of binoculars around my neck and my hiking boots laced up. Rita and I took these photos over the last few days, near our home. Dakota County / February 2014

Lovingly crafted by two Canadians in a basement with a $200 budget.

Lovingly crafted by two Canadians in a basement with a $200 budget.

Crafted by two Canadians in a basement with a $200 budget.

Crafted by two Canadians in a basement with a $200 budget.

Crafted by two Canadians in a basement with a $200 budget.

This is. Jut a deep Love song bt its cover the poert part most ladies they properly enjoy so do you??? I got guy who was noninated in poerty africa with this track. & it has been. 5 times. One nummber in most kzn community radio…

The third song, on our Debut Demo, "Barely out of the basement"

Another one off of our demo, Barely out of the Basement, we are A Frayed Knot, and you are all Horseman Dale.

Reg is doing well but everything around him seems to be stopped or running at half speed...like its on rewind....he's findiing it hard adjusting to the normal pace of life after all those years on fast forward....... STUCK IN A CLOUD CAN NOT…

Pandas are evil. Don't trust them. They plan to take over the world!

Dedicated to an evil vending machine that used to reside at my place of employment.

I know some Roller Derby girls, there was talk about some local bands contributing to a Roller Derby themed album so I wrote this.