That last noisy bit is a couple of my DOS 6.2 system files, loaded into Impulse Tracker as raw audio data. When I was mixing this at 2 am, still living with my parents, my dad nearly had a shit fit. Guess I should have worn headphones.

Weeeee!

This was a good idea, all things considered, but I never finished it the way I wanted to. Tough break.

I tried redoing this tune as a soft electronica track. The original "rock" version is here: http://alonetone.com/alchemy/tracks/last-goodbye

Let me stop you right there and say, no, I don't know the person providing the sample. I found it mp3.com (remember that from the late 90's?). I don't know why someone would upload an 11 minute track of themselves having a very fake orgasm, but…

Three bloody stumps stitched together. That's a real drumkit playing at the end. I had a beat-up old thing set up in my bedroom at my parent's house (high school, probably early 1999). I hung a microphone from the ceiling and tried to play along…

Yes, it's the opening theme to Delphine's Out of This World (U.S. title: Another World). I was a nerd.

This was me being weird.

Back when there was something called mp3.com (late 90's), I uploaded this album. They rejected this song because of a Prodigy sample (even though, despite the many stolen samples, there are no Prodigy samples in this song). However, they kept…

Recorded at an old piano in a basement LAN at somebody's house, sometime early 1999. Recording method: chucking a pair of gamer headphones under the hood of the piano and playing the first thing that came to mind. The whispering noises: my LAN…

This was supposed to have been a remix of a Neil Schuh song. But he hated it so I saved his bit for last and pretended it was my own. Fun fact: I played this at my high school music exam. It was either that, or sing.

I don't think I ever quite finished this one up. It was a nice idea that went nowhere.

How's this for Bryan Adams'ing it up.

I'm not sure I ever technically finished this one. I think I just gave up half way through.

This one's built around an Offspring sample ("Not the One" from Smash). It was written in one night during my stay as an exchange student in the U.S. from 1997-1998 with my host brother sitting next to me, offering me bad advice.

Isn't it?

This used to have lyrics, but I'll be damned if I can remember them. Even if I did I wouldn't post them.

This was one of my earliest mods, back in '95 or '96, written in Scream Tracker 2, then remixed many years later (probably '99) with Impulse Tracker.