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big legged woman - andy ts type 3


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The prequel to Big Legged Woman Blues.. She meets Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese on a cruise and the ship goes down!!
This is
A 3 way collaboration over the internet
Story, lyrics and inspiration from Greg Connor (Minnesota)
Music, story and lyrics from Andy Rashley (England)
Music, guitars, bass, mandolin and vocals from Ron Rouch (Maryland)

Verse 1
when i first saw you on that cruise
the sort of woman i could use
I thought about you all that night
woke up at three and things weren’t right

the ship was listing hard to port
up to the deck i ran in just my shorts

the ship went down !!!!!!!!

big legged woman we were lost at sea
she’s got her sea legs no virginity
big legged woman how I dream of you
riding the waves our love is so true

no way on earth you would have noticed me
if we weren’t lost at sea

Verse 2
swam for my life now its just me
is that a life raft I can see ?
I swim right to it , there you are
just like an angel from afar

you dragged me in and kept me warm
with those big long legs and your female form

then we went down !!!!!!!!!!!

Verse 3
Looky out there, clouds begin to form
Find any port in this great big storm
Hard wind blowing and a rising sea
Big legged woman She’s holding on to me

Sun setting down on a perfect night
Stars coming out, I feel alright
Good Gawd


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Greg Connor said

Lost At Sea . . . *"Good Gawd"* . . . I'm going sailing this afternoon. Let's hope *Big Legged Woman* doesn't make us list to starboard or port.

Guest said

so crazy it's brilliant !!

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Greg Connor said

GOOD GAWD !!! Big Sound to fit the Big Legs. She must be a special gal.

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Ron said

This is a remix...Andy made some changes for me.. redid the ending, doubled the bass and just made the recording a little more seamless..see what you think..

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Roger M. Harris said

OMG, off on a cruise in 3 months...I'm afraid now....

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Andrew Russe said

Oh what a classic! This is hilarious and utterly brilliant. You're not Nigel Tuffnel are you?

Guest said

Swim man, swim! Ooops, too late! Well done all, a great collab and a super fun track. Bethan

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launched said

Loved the story, music and the performance!!

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JR James said

A guitar tone with mondo gonads and drums similar to Mr.Bonham pounding away. Very unique creation here...maybe only similar to Zappa. Enjoyed the listen!

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Ron said

Thanks to all ...and yes Greg ..well yes my wife wants me to see a shrink!!!

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thetworegs said

Excellent got me from the first note.......

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Greg Connor said

I stopped by for my morning chuckle. I wonder if you have ever considered psychoanalysis?

Guest said

Big lovely sea cruise ballad, most irreverent

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terrysongs said

lascivious licentious swimmingly silly and G-demolished ,

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Greg Connor said

Third time through . . . I'm still laughing! I hardly recognized the old gal from the lyrics I sent. She's all grown up now. "Ronnie Cream Cheese" has a way of doing that to the ladies. Destine to be a Classic.

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