) watchdog nervus rex, the dog king, barking mad in the barking mud, ex-watchdog turned home-brew technologist, made the following observations: ideology is a concave mirror; there's no such thing as a clerical error; only sidney…

timothy and the tramp as timothy walked past marks and spencer’s the muttering tramp stood up and looked him squarely in the eye and said:- i have seen the great bear crouching on his haunches in his cavernous mountain lair and…

i can hear the digits in your digital audio i feel the need to fidget with my mouse and my moby i’m listless as i listen to prestigious presentations of manipulated data and prestidigitation i type unlisted numbers into my communicator i'm dubious…

O Hairy One O hairy one............ May the hair that sprouts from your coarse velvet skin Grow through my pores & cover my limbs May the strength that lies in your shoulders & thighs Pour through my soul in its hugeness &…

the full title of this song is: "the crux of the matter as a matter of fact is that the facts are fucked and the crux is cracked the flow got blocked when the clocks went back and the quarks are nothing but the quirks of quacks" i heard my…

a character disorder I've got a character disorder you know they say I've got a borderline personality disorder and I'm sick of taking orders like a waiter or or a nun I want to be the one that gives the orders I hate the nurses…

Its Great when a mess around becomes a kinda lost Doors song.... Give me the Love (Lyrics) Tell me what your got now baby i’ll tell you what i need you can give me love cause thats is all i need i got the need if you got the love i got…

I have found some old Tapes of Reg's Great Grandfather old Blind Melon Reg who emigrated back to Sheffield from the states in the early 40's to fight for king and country these are the lost tapes of him playing live at the cellar from way back…

Reg has started to look to the future and it seems a little brighter when he thinks of the summer to come...Maybe 2013 wont be too bad after all......He got the £16 pound special out for this one with a little clean Bizarro filter…

No Jake today so i had a little while to play while Seb sleeps ain't pre-schools great......so i took a look at Regs life and he’s none too happy ..........Reg has had enough of her threats to leave its time to start the new year a fresh so he…