While Reg was travelling the country he met an old Indian gentleman called Abdul Aziz in a newsagents in the city of Bradford in the North of England while buying his morning paper. Reg struck up a conversation with the old man and they got on…
Who should come down the cellar to see Elvis but Bon Scott. Reg got on with him like a house on fire, i mean they have a lot in common. Reg told him all about his new love. S o they decided to jam and this is what they came up with…
Reg has finally brought Bon round and he wants to get straight up and sing............Reg cant stop him ...Well, who can stop a man who's been on the shine... the only problem is that he is blind and he couldn't see the controls on the amp…
Reg was talking to Elvis about Frank and he told him something he didn't know.you can have it all then at the end not remember it which is what happened to Frank the grind ground him down a sad ending for a great man......Dementia is a cruel end…
Reg's friend, Austin has a crush on this girl Louise who is way out of his reach. He is trying to pluck up the courage to tell her how he feels about her. He writes poetry about her. He goes to the bar where she works so he can see her communicate…
To land off? With weights on his feet? Possible. Just tell her about it directly. She refuse. Because if she didn't feel you before - she don't feel you now. And then...
They were all in the cellar and Louis heard this great tune by the Farfetched Tangmo Band and had to recite this story he had heard of Jack and Jill... so here it is.............
Over the weekend Reg had gone back to his home town where he come from and met up with a few of his friends from whey back when. He found that he seemed like stranger. He was sitting telling Elvis about his weekend. Elvis felt sorry for Reg because…
Well, who do think came down the cellar last night... Yep! you guested it, Charlie Sheen, he was none too happy. He should have been if the girls with him were anything to go by. He'd come to talk to Elvis about handling the Yes men and how he…
Over the weekend Reg had gone back to his home town where he come from and met up with a few of his friends from whey back when. He found that he seemed like stranger. He was sitting telling Elvis about his weekend. Elvis felt sorry for Reg because…
Reg has just finished reading the Sunday Times it's quite a read and he has decided he has had enough of bad news. So he is going to try something different to try to carry on getting his kicks before the whole shit-house falls down…
Well, who do think came down the cellar last night... Yep! you guested it, Charlie Sheen, he was none too happy. He should have been if the girls with him were anything to go by. He'd come to talk to Elvis about handling the Yes men and how he…
This is an exert from the Two regs Radio program on C.U.N.T. fm . The Regs are in the middle of re-write of their new book and this exert and others like it are hoped to be used as background for the Audio book. You can hear a lot more from the…
OMG, I had a Keith Landry track playing in a window behind this at the same time. Oops. That was REALLY strange. OMG, again! Oh, shit, this is hilarious! I have a few former bosses I think you're singing about here. How'd you know?
Hey, check out another cultural landslide's album from this year. Funny shit. But fast (or d/l it)--they are only leaving it up for 45 days.
Well, who do think came down the cellar last night... Yep! you guested it, Charlie Sheen, he was none too happy. He should have been if the girls with him were anything to go by. He'd come to talk to Elvis about handling the Yes men and how he…
Reg was talking to Elvis about Frank and he told him something he didn't know.you can have it all then at the end not remember it which is what happened to Frank the grind ground him down a sad ending for a great man......Dementia is a cruel end…
They were all in the cellar and Louis heard this great tune by the Farfetched Tangmo Band and had to recite this story he had heard of Jack and Jill... so here it is.............
Reg has just finished reading the Sunday Times it's quite a read and he has decided he has had enough of bad news. So he is going to try something different to try to carry on getting his kicks before the whole shit-house falls down…
Reg has just finished reading the Sunday Times it's quite a read and he has decided he has had enough of bad news. So he is going to try something different to try to carry on getting his kicks before the whole shit-house falls down…
Reg has just finished reading the Sunday Times it's quite a read and he has decided he has had enough of bad news. So he is going to try something different to try to carry on getting his kicks before the whole shit-house falls down…
This song was inspired by a long walk....
Lyrics:
Down by the river, down by the shore we go
The moon above cast a beautiful glow
We walked around talking through the night
I can’t help but think how it felt right
Hey Constance, don’t you feel…
Inspired by the "Metal for Life" Column in the Guitar World Feb 2012 issue, I stuck to the original etude probably only 80% or so and changed the arrangement, plus added an extra solo section in the middle.
bedtime for bonzo - recorded in glorious 4-trak at lotek studios in the '90s
well i came home today
and i turned on the television
and i tried all 17 channels
and there was nothing on any of them
except trained monkeys
trained monkeys…
Opinion is divided as to whether Simeon (also sometimes referred to by some sources as "Simeon the True" and by others as "Simeon the Pretender" was the agent of the Psimians, entrusted with the sound engineering of the ancient songs according…
--- W. H. Auden, The Two---
You are the town and we are the clock.
We are the guardians of the gate in the rock
The Two
On your left and on your right
In the day and in the night,
We are watching you.
Wiser not to ask just what has occurred…
i'm loving this 15 seconds in........excellent trim the garden wind the clock......i'll remember the tune.....its coming to the car with me......wether it fights or not.....
This was made for an EMUfest a year ago ... played on my really old Rolan D10 and the robot-voice is me through a vocal patch on my boss BR800.
Have fun :D
This sounds monkey-possessed ...yep... pretty monkey-possessed....your gonna need to go to Monkey re-hab at some time ....but you know that ..you do?...don't you???
lo-tek eclektro version of 'a character disorder' by the nu psimians
I've got a character disorder
you know they say I've got a borderline
personality disorder
and I'm sick of taking orders
like a waiter or or a nun
I want to be…
Great remix ....like the out of breath sounding vocal...and the crazing percussion...piano's great....i'm going to sleep in a sweat tonight with my own character disorder.....the imagery the music conjures is excellent sat here in the dark.....i can feel my chest filling with anxiety....hope it's not a heart attack......love to see and hear this on a stage ...well....who am i kidding ..... i will tonight in my dreams ....excellent job
live in the kitchen vox + piano only no fx version
and i don’t know what you mean
about the things i haven’t seen
it isn’t easy being green
when all you ever say is mean
you know i tried to keep it clean but
you were messing up my scene…
Love it ....love it...screaming like a queen...to these great lyrics...Green with envy......i'm pretty sure you've been everywhere in your dream...next time you go i'd like to come if there's room
Comments on thetworegs's stuff
...and they said: "Never trust a man named Abdul Aziz, a friend. Especially if he is al-Hakim". But he didn't listen.
On the way down to a very personal Hell of Fire, with Mr. R.Belford.
~Dreams of you all through his head~ it's an open door...
~sadness and corn beverage~no blues~
Dementia as happiness at the end of ends ~Queen Square~
To land off? With weights on his feet? Possible. Just tell her about it directly. She refuse. Because if she didn't feel you before - she don't feel you now. And then...
There are Two Regas: one is horrible, loud and all that. And there is another... here he is - a quiet romantic, huh?
I saw a wall in that cellar, once. And there was the inscription: "Satchmo was here".
Hurrah! Vegas Elvis lives!
Old Anglaise. If really were anything to go by :-)
~to cheer him up to roll-roll-roll. Down~
~Reg can thought~
Reg, you are the best!!!!
OMG, I had a Keith Landry track playing in a window behind this at the same time. Oops. That was REALLY strange. OMG, again! Oh, shit, this is hilarious! I have a few former bosses I think you're singing about here. How'd you know? Hey, check out another cultural landslide's album from this year. Funny shit. But fast (or d/l it)--they are only leaving it up for 45 days.
Great Song!!!!! Superb Collab!
Damn this is sh%t hot track guys
Wow, Louis Armstrong meets Tom Waits ... :D Nice music and GREAT vocals. Doesn't that hurt? ;) Regards, Steffen
Quirky, offbeat, totally original! (Bethan is blushing at the swearing. You can take the girl out of the convent...)
Quadrophenia meets the Boom Town Rats. excellent!
I like when you belt it out like that! :)
Comments made by thetworegs
Wow!!! Excellent playing Django truly rules
That's one wonderful vocal you have Nick and a beautiful song......You should keep those walking boots on if this is the result.......
I'll get there .....I'll get back ......as long as no one lights a match
excellent
Nothing wrong with an inner Gershwin its not owning up thats the problem.....excellent playing.. loved it
Wow!!!!?.......one day I'll play like that .......No.......not as long as you have a hole up your a.....Reg
my all time fave band and what great job you have done on this..........
Brilliant .....
Great stuff like broken house reggae...this coming to the car too....no i'm not .....you are..arh...urrrr...click... there that's done it
i'm loving this 15 seconds in........excellent trim the garden wind the clock......i'll remember the tune.....its coming to the car with me......wether it fights or not.....
another beauty
love your voice
one day Jason one day maybe in a second life thats it i'm taking up Buddism.....
Now that's how to do it properly
Yep!!!! Monkey re-hab ...i told you.....mind you i think i'd vote monkey so lets hope those politicians get Monkeyed too...
This sounds monkey-possessed ...yep... pretty monkey-possessed....your gonna need to go to Monkey re-hab at some time ....but you know that ..you do?...don't you???
kinda got a Mike Oldfield Vibe going ....excellent have listen to this quite a bit
Great remix ....like the out of breath sounding vocal...and the crazing percussion...piano's great....i'm going to sleep in a sweat tonight with my own character disorder.....the imagery the music conjures is excellent sat here in the dark.....i can feel my chest filling with anxiety....hope it's not a heart attack......love to see and hear this on a stage ...well....who am i kidding ..... i will tonight in my dreams ....excellent job
Love it ....love it...screaming like a queen...to these great lyrics...Green with envy......i'm pretty sure you've been everywhere in your dream...next time you go i'd like to come if there's room
No this one is all the other Reg........