So Wrong

thetworegs

Well Reg decided to go out Dancing down the Disco to see if there were any young ladies about……..he shouldn’t drink!!!

So Wrong(Lyrics)
It was a magnet that drew me too her
But the polarity must have been wrong
She drew me in while I repelled
The closer i got i realized it felt wrong
Oh so wrong

Her eyes were Brown and I only saw blue
I thought she looked long legged and really trim
She was fat and rather small
Rather small like a ball

(Megaphoned voice)
Nothing wrong with a fat bird pull her put her when she’s fat put her on a diet and she’ll stay true too you forever…….that’s true

Her eyes oh they lit up
The make up wow! Was slapped on
Put on with a thumb or a toe
Mad did it feel wrong
So so my god it felt wrong

Her lipstick was sparkly Red, her eyes shadow was a shade Blue
Her eyes were boss eyed she had a mustache across her lips
The smoke from the smoke machine hid this, and my high mind wouldn’t register it
It. Just felt inside it was wrong, so wrong,so wrong but i carried on, i carried on

I tried to turn to leave but she grabbed me tight between my legs and pulled me back
I was in , in that place I didn’t want to go and oh it felt so wrong
She drew me in grabbing both cheeks, with two little sweaty stubby hands
She pulled me in and she gave me a smacker on my lips
And her spots began to hiss as the yellow puss broke all over my skin
Oh it felt so wrong so wrong
so so wrong
it felt so wrong

It was a magnet that drew me too her
But the polarity must have been wrong
She drew me in while I repelled
The closer i got i realized it was wrong
but i couldn’t do a thing i was drawn in
it was wrong,it was wrong, it was wrong, oh it felt so wrong
(Megaphoned voice)
what? so kinda wrong it felt good
well kind off
it just felt wrong