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How To Assemble An Android
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Well look what Gene started… I decided to put my own thoughts on this one, and look what weirdness popped into my head this fine evening…. Thanks for the fun idea Gene!!!
Here are the lyrics:
How To Assemble An Android
© 2015 Colleen Dillon
I wanted me a nerdy boy
To be my closest friend
I looked online and found me one
He’s a man I thought I could depend
Techopedia…. Wikipedia…
Get an android friend they said
He’ll be fully functional,
And also great in bed
So his package arrived by Fedex
And a big two-wheeler was required
My box cutter nearly hummed
Dying to see what was inside
I sliced open his shipping box
And much to my dismay
His head lay on the bottom
Look’s like we’re going to be delayed
I put his head on the stump
That was supposed to be his neck
His fingers cold
His arms won’t move
His face was nothing but a wreck
Inside the box by the packing slip
A little note fell free
It said you are a silly girl
Silly girl, silly girl
Building androids from broken parts
Find a nice live nerd instead
Colleen Dillon
said
Thanks so much Gene!!! Everything I listen to it again it just cracks me up. Such a fun contest!!
Gene Eric Mann
said
OK, for the 3rd day in a row, I woke up with your voice singing this song in my head, and I carry it with me all day. If the responses to a songwriting challenge were judged by that standard -- how stuck it gets into one's head, then no contest, this one has possessed me!
Sister Savage
said
*He’ll be fully functional, And also great in bed* Haha! Awesome track! Feel good overload. :-D
Colleen Dillon
said
Gene this was a fantastic challenge. Thanks so much to you for creating all this fun for everyone!!!
Gene Eric Mann
said
"Technopedia, Wikipedia," "My box cutter nearly hummed," "... arrived by FedEx And a big two-wheeler was required," your poetry is excellent!
Gene Eric Mann
said
Just listen in headphones. Very juicy. You really did a great job with this, Colleen -- the headphones prove you know how to mix it up! Good, clean, fun mastering job -- I'm impressed!
Guest
said
Fun contest! I'm trying to come up with something, but haven't had time to work on it. Good job to all of you Android builders!
Colleen Dillon
said
Well this has indeed brought out the "best" in all of us!!!! I look forward to another crazy challenge in the future.... HA!!!
Ron
said
Ha Ha ...loved it.....inspired lyrics....we kind of think alike...we should put our 2 disturbed brains together....what comes out may be unpublishable though!! lol :-)
Guest
said
Great job! Who's up for the Android challenge next?
Gene Eric Mann
said
Oh what groovy, appropriate music! Great lyrics. Delightful vocals. What a wonderful job, and a story told so well, so fully, so... so... futuristic? Is that the word I'm looking for? I'm blown away! Thank you, Colleen!