A failed attempt to sing a song of the glorious banana breakfasts served by P.P. in "Gravity's Rainbow"

One of MNCC's few songs with lyrics that can be recognized as english. Plus, it's a true story (even if it is about 2 different people) and it's got a Simpson's reference.

Now ye sons of the kraaken, let's get to some honest pillaging, shall we? Aaaarh! The devil is an idle jest compared to what's within this chest No hearts more black than ours they say trust your own hide to be waterproof only else they…

My Pirate song. Sounds more like a polka band, but what the hell. I had fun doing it. a song for Gumbo. we sailed the angry seas til we found a neutral port we rowed the ship to shore to go and find a fancy whore down at the Buccaneer inn…

This here be last years Pirate Day Song and a little darker as befits it's murky past.

Shhh....

This was written and recorded on 19th September 05 aka International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2005 ( a wet afternoon as I recall) and is posted here so you start to get the hint.

Another song I worked on for Bethan Mathis. She had come up with this funny song, and asked for some music to go along with it. I got a bit carried away, but I think it all works. Since Bethan has recently removed her account, she gave me permission…