THE POUND 090712 - HAIRCUT

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THE POUND

Thank you for coming to the pound
Take your time. Look around.
We’ve got something for everyone,
Someone for everyone.

Thank you for coming to the pound.
Step this way. Follow me.
We’ve got something for everyone,
Someone for everyone.

Over here we have Cheney. His wife told him
she wanted to be indepentent
Maybe they could date.
So, he’s looking for someone
that just needs an old friendly dog.
Some one that won’t run you ragged.
Some one that doesn’t want to
play games all of the time.’

And here we have a young pup
named Blue Reversing.
He didn’t live up to his name so
his family kicked him out. He showed up
at our door looking like,you, maybe.

Thank you for coming to the pound.
Step this way. Follow me.
We’ve got something for everyone,
Someone for everyone.

And here’s a middle-aged female.
Her name is Jeanie. She got fat, you know,
stretch marks. She said she got dumped
for a young bitch. It says here
that she’s got all her vaccinations,
and she’s been spayed…

(C) 2012 Royal T Music

(C) 2012 Royal T Music