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Bells on Her Toes

Uploaded November 26, 2009 10:48pm.

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My first Christmas original just off the presses with that cowboy, spaghetti western style.

Paul: Why don’t you try Jingle Bells or something

Geas: Oh God,No, I hate the classics… that sucks……
Paul: Yea that does suck. Try emmmm, Oh Holy Night
Geas: (singing) Oh Holy Night..(Just try it)….I couldn’t sing it
Paul: Me Neither
Geas: Hey wait a minute, I got an idea

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put another log on the fire
this night a Christmas eve desire
just chilled with a bottle of red wine
takin in some holiday yule tide
Ended up four bottles short
she drank an awful lot
she’s dancin around the room
and taking all her clothes off,
and away she goes with
bells on her toes

She put some music on
Stand up and fall back down
Then it sounded like some folks dancing up on the rooftop
Came Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and another with a red nose
and bells on his toes

Funny sounds as the door flys open
Fat man comes stormin’ in
all dressed in red
With his little black gloves on
He sees her dancin’, without her clothes on
Downs another cookie singing ho ho ho ho
With bells on his toes
Bells on his toes

Happy Holidays!

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Eternals said December 17, 2022 9:41am

best alonetone Christmas tune. Evah!

Guest said December 18, 2010 10:48am

The best Christmas song ever!!!!

Guest said December 13, 2010 12:17pm

A friend of mine saw my Christmas Tree video with this soundtrack and his only comment was: "Catchy song. Listened twice, and was stuck in my head for a day. Who are Wildgeas?" I was miffed but figured I'd pass it on. :)

Guest said December 13, 2010 12:11pm

I like the new festive avatar! Nice and cosy family scene!

Guest said October 28, 2010 2:52pm

Wonderful stuff!

Guest said October 15, 2010 12:13pm

Ha ha ha! Brilliant!!

Guest said July 20, 2010 5:44am

I love this amazingly hilarious track and was just talking about it ..... Had to listen again, and again and again. Ha ha ha.

Guest said April 22, 2010 3:45pm

this is cool.

listener said March 20, 2010 9:12pm

Okay, bonfire by the Sound, bottle of wine and this song and we are there!

Tharek Ali Mokbul said January 28, 2010 10:09pm

Wow Bro! This Rules! Dig it Big style! Lyrics are Awesome!

Endicott Road said January 11, 2010 2:33am

I don't think Santa should call anyone a "ho ho ho". It's just not a nice thing to say, now is it? ER

drakonis said December 21, 2009 5:28pm

What great holiday ad-Ventures she is having! This is very nicely done (although I would BOOST the talking at the beginning to hear the banter better.) The cool surf music and quirky lyrics got me smirking all day now! ttfn, Drakonis

Cave Street said December 19, 2009 3:28am

awesome bro. this is my kind of holiday spirit.

Guest said December 8, 2009 4:42am

I dig yer style fella.

OHHO said November 29, 2009 9:21pm

Great song! Loved it!

Johnny Stone said November 29, 2009 4:35am

Brilliant mate I enjoyed that

Endicott Road said November 28, 2009 9:04pm

Another good one. I've never thought of St. Nick in quite the way you describe, though. You manage to make the jolly old elf sound menacing. It's like you think he's a pedophile. Eeeeeek! I'm going to screaming into the night. LOL ER

Guest said November 28, 2009 9:47am

Oh no, I've just laughed my frock off! Brilliant!

Guest said November 27, 2009 5:44pm

Haha, this truly is GENIUS!

kirklynch said November 27, 2009 2:48pm

HAHAHA! You've just cured my aversion to Christmas music man! This is awesome!

Guest said November 27, 2009 2:04pm

Mind-blowingly awesome and tinsiltastic! There will be dancing in to the night. Clothes optional.

Guest said November 27, 2009 8:49am

Yes, wonderful, Ha ha. I would buy this.

Guest said November 27, 2009 6:30am

christmas classic !

Guest said November 27, 2009 12:19am

This is awesome! Great stuff! Cool lyrics too!

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