A man walks into a bar, looking like a faggoty-ass Austin Powers, sideburns long After about an hour, he’s about had four or five He says, “bartender, give me another one, put it on ice” “Don’t you think you’ve had enough?” “I’ll tell…

My mom What you love most is being our mom Forces against it seem to pull you down Out the nest, we still needed our mom You said I loved to cuddle I love you more than the stars Know when you slip away, you’ll never leave where we are…

[Chorus] It’s all for the best, yes, man Whether good or bad, it is this, man It all leads to like consequences ‘cause you asked to get just this thang Uncle Sam is gay, and it is fact Not just gay, a shrimp dick and a big fag Straight…

[Verse 1] You can waste away or create a space some way I do the latter ‘cause it’s safer and conservation We all seem to need to work for the man But what do you do when you’re home again? You see, the issue at hand is your very life Don…

[Verse 1] I used to grin at the idea of attention whore ’til I saw one in real life, now I get it more Do you make music for you, or to get some dough? You should make it for you, they don’t get your score It’s some subconscious reminders…

[Verse 1] I used to grin at the idea of attention whore ’til I saw one in real life, now I get it more Do you make music for you, or to get some dough? You should make it for you, they don’t get your score It’s some subconscious reminders…

[Verse 1] I’m so relaxed I’m here standing, but I’m so darn calm you’d think I’d be lying back down on a mat I won’t back down with the rap Alex is the man now, think of that Oh, you don’t think You only compute Who are you if not a human…

[Verse] Now I can’t overemphasize the importance of starch For your heart, good kinds Popcorn, no butter or oil of course, air-popped I make it in the pan just like that And brown rice, sounds nice, or rice mix Spice it up (iodized salt…

(interpolates lyrics and samples music from "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's) [Verse 1] Don’t want to lose this What's it like in San Jose there? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Them chicks…

I'm back on this same track, beat, whatever Now, peace to PCRM, Neal Barnard Lace up your sneakers Spread and lay up that peanut butter, no oil of course Hit the course, hit the track, hit the path You need the avocado, avocado, Avogadro…

[Chorus] When they say nigger, it means black person Think harder, think harder When I say nigger, it means bad person Think harder, think harder [Verse] Ah, the n-word, what’s the meaning of that word? Most think it only means a black…

[Verse 1] The vagaries of the ancient seas create a playful array of glee Whereas the fire transpires to stay away from these, lest its splaying flames get erased completely Opposing forces host a swarm of locusts The focus is the path placed…

Georgeanne: Hello. Did you put out all that new lipstick? I know there’s a lot. Rushten: It took long enough. Who’s gonna buy all that? (*awkward laugh*) Georgeanne: Well, they gave it to us on consignment so we only pay for what moves…

Now I’m gonna make a song in which I don’t sound mean Even though that’s why I make my songs To express how I’m feeling in between being pristine and squeaky clean This one’s gonna be easy for me Look inside yourself for all the answers Please…

When I first met you I was intrigued I was in Gangster’s Paradise Then I’d see you were down with a lot of guys But not in a bad way It was an art-making pathway You were lovable So I had to get to know you were discoverable I saw how you…

My mind drifts Your mind sits I think I just know You just don’t Here we go again with the flow that you ignore If you’re not an open sore I guess you’re just a closed door Here I go Your stopping is like obnoxious But I don’t pay attention…

Take care of yourself before considering another Life is a gift, and each moment is a blessing Use your time wisely Think for yourself Exercise critical thinking Exercise Sleep Get outside Move that body Only good things will happen if…

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I’m back up in this business Back up in with witnesses To be an experience of experimental bliss Sometimes I think this life is a diss By who? This is a diss by god Which is something odd I wish I was just dead I wish I was a mist into…