[Verse] I feel the floor beneath my feet Steady from my toes up to my peak Speak with a slow and gradual stream Chest out, shoulders back, proper physique Head up, eyes open—close them? Not in your dreams, only in mine but only asleep away…

[Verse] Get that oatmeal and put it in my bowl please and it’s This Southern hick beat I’m gonna get down real quick, see I… Get that chili, my special combination I’m making and then I plate it and then I a-a-ate it Yo, pasta every once in…

(interpolates lyrics by Lakim Shabazz, Apache and Treach of Naughty By Nature) [Chorus] One, motherfuckin' two, motherfuckin' three One, and in comes the two to the three and One, motherfuckin' two, motherfuckin' three One, and in comes…

(interpolates music from "Morning Sunrise" by Weldon Irvine) So I was taking a walk, relaxing, getting sunshine And then I get a knock from a big-body All of a sudden he says to me… This land belongs to XYZ… And I’m trespassing on private…

Go forward, not back, move forward Is Russia all guilty and Ukraine all wonderful? Hm This conversation is awful one-sided Waiting is but a lovely ride if you entertain that one idea one time A positive thought tends to beget repetition You…

Hello, today’s topic is healthcare I’ve worked in healthcare for a little over ten years I got a BS in medical laboratory science So I’ve seen a lot of things, and the public should know that, they already know that the healthcare system is…

(interpolates lyrics from "Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac) [Verse 1] You were the runt, went to school and they beat you bad Taken out of school to no longer experience that Now I know your mom and dad are not the smartest Did they have a…

I got a new hydraulic system My whatchamacallit ticking I find myself getting even and then getting away—Macaulay Culkin syndrome I’m enjoying life despite the hiccups Why rhyme except to edify the listener—me There’s never been a time like…

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Have you ever felt like it was YOU who were the problem? If you haven't, then you're missing out on one of the purest forms of self loathing that humanity has to offer. This is dedicated to the fine soul who actually did find something lovable…

7/8 time and the song form is A-B-C-D-A. Just a goofy little attempt at not repeating sections. This is the second time this RPM I've done that. Sort of. I don't know where the idea for writing about Darwin came from, but for me when an…

A song about greater Boston traffic. Just when you think you have it figured out... urgh. I always sit in 4/4 time. I often need to just break out of it and do something different. This time it's 6/8, but I feel lots of 7/8 and 5/4 are on…

I've had a very productive three day weekend kicking off 50/90. I have nine songs at various stages of completion. Now the question is, how badly do they suck? I have pretty much fallen in love with the sound of my Strat's neck pickup. Clean…