~Spinning the Squirrel Wheel~ Spinning-spinning our globe, and we're in spin with it, servants of spin. What if we actually just ... snowflakes? We are spinning all our lives, sometimes together but often apart. Is it sad? And, if so, then…

If you believe the conspiracy theories it ain't over yet. This is a piece from early 2009.

This is a tale of an anti hero Howard Marks who used the disguise of Mr Nice to cross borders and smuggle huge amounts of drugs, he was caught and sentenced to 25 years. He is now a loveable rogue playing to packed audiences telling tales of…

My version of the Peter Gunn Theme. I hope you like it.

Just a little jam inspired by a couple of the riffs in "Chapel of Ghouls" by Morbid Angel. There's a weird sounding mistake at :59.

A funky drum loop, that I then stretched 800% and played back over itself, topped with bits of Weegee saying how great his job is run through multiple echoes & large room reverbs.

A rhythm track that tried to sound like a pair of frogs outside my Bedroom Window last night, paired with washes of noise based on the human voice and a recording of LBJ explaining why he needs new Haggar Slacks.

Danny Zuko from the motion picture Grease sung by Sandy Gritt written by Louis St. Louis and Scott Simon

INSTRUMENTAL! or just mental, probably one of those 80 to 20 mental over physical kind of things.

A guy I work with got his National Guard call up to go to Iraq a week after he got married. I tried to put myself in his place. Here's what I came up with.

Reg was in the library reading back issues of the national papers to keep warm because a cold spell had hit the country hard and he had no money for heating. At least he could sit in the library reading until 5pm when it closed. Some strange stories…

finally uploading this version to demonstrate my method of beat creating because this version sounds better at faster tempo.