You've been trying to beat a really hard NES game for months on end. You finally beat that last boss and you get treated to... a comically anticlimactic 8 note fanfare and a short congratulation in broken English.

Like "Neon Orange Dinosaur" this is a track that I think would make a pretty good hip-hop beat.

I guess you could call this my attempt at dark ambient. I once misread a sign in a bookstore that read "Read Away The Winter" as "Dead Avalanche Winter", and I filed that away mentally until I had a fitting song for it.

If you've ever played the pretty good but questionably translated X-Men arcade game, you should recognize this title.

A nice little reprise of "If I Had Ideas".

This is supposed to be sort of annoying, I swear.

I personally wasn't that happy with how this turned out, but to me when it comes to RPM albums there should be no such thing as outtakes.

This song is mainly toy accordion, so I couldn't resist the pun.

The good ol' battery operated keyboard again, this time with some whistling.

The instrumentation includes a hunting trumpet and an electric toothbrush, hence the title.

More ambient music based around my cheap battery operated keyboard. I was trying for the sort of song that might turn up in an enchanted forest in an 8-bit RPG.

I was thinking about unlikely superpowers one day for some reason, and just came up with this weird little story that I then decided to set to music. One Kilometer Per Year was almost this album's title.

The bell-like instrument that starts this off is actually a steel pan being pitch-shifted to different notes.

All sounds on this were originally played on a cheap battery operated keyboard.

The chorus is adapted from "O Death Rock Me Asleep", by Anne Boleyn, while imprisoned in the Tower of London, waiting for her execution. (Tolar & Savigear 2010)

our 2010 entry for the RPM Challenge. members included: Minibar Madness - sound effects & noise, Commoner - Amplifier worship, pedals, electrical guitar, The Chaos Council - MicroMoog , alto sax, effects, Tone the Destroyer - violin &…

based on the "clique" project first introduced in a long lost forum post on the RPM Challenge forums, the rules were to record a track that was in relation/response to the previous track before it. performers were: jazzsequence, Pugilistas, The…

the method was to record a percussive track (or not) at 110 bpm. it was not required that your track be percussive, but if it was, it needed to be 110 bpm. participants included jazzsequence, Pugilistas and project was orchestrated by The Chaos…

burn burn BURN. this song takes us back to our flok rock roots. rythym guitar is strong, and severely off centre. Vocals are Jupiter Summit doing her best to entice the paper-cut out into an office space fracas. It's about spending too much…