SIT ON THAT BARE FLOOR ‘CAUSE SOME DON’T EVEN HAVE A RUG ON THEIR FLOOR WITHOUT USING OUTSIDE DEVICES OR SUBSTANCES POSITION YOUR BODY JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT INDIAN STYLE IS NICE FOR THIS EXERCISE WE’LL DO REST YOUR HANDS WHERE YOUR LEGS ARE…

part 2 of the set from the gig at Super Happy Funland in Houston.

This is the title track of my RPM 2010 album. It describes how I juggle the bills each week and try to make ends meet. If you know the old joke, if the ends would not necessarily meet but just wave at each other once in a while, I'd be happy.

IN MY ROOM In my room there's no day and there's no night In my room, just an incandescent light ...hanging from a wire. In my room there's no hot and there's no cold In my room,I'm not young. I'm not old ...hanging from a wire…

name says it all

An all original Funk tune performed and arranged by Joe Funktastic

Kind of an antagonistic / protagonist song. 3rd person type rendition. This song was inspired by a little of my past history.

Have you ever noticed how the Alonetone logo looks a bit too much like a rubber vulva?

this is a rock song with a message about the sad state of the world we currently live in.....enjoy silly humans!

Oh yeah. The silly a cappellas are back. Ideas they are like water Just floating all along But you really can't hold on Ideas they are elusive You can chase 'em everyday In the end they get away So get that old idea And dust it off It don't…

[Verse 1] I used to grin at the idea of attention whore ’til I saw one in real life, now I get it more Do you make music for you, or to get some dough? You should make it for you, they don’t get your score It’s some subconscious reminders…

words & music by AM/FM Dreams

somehow this song was meant to be silly, but somehow it sounds deadly serious (see jokes, that's how i roll). track for the 2010 RPM Challenge

Collaboration from Jen and I. Really love all the things it can represent. (all recordings are a work in progress)