A man walks into a bar, looking like a faggoty-ass Austin Powers, sideburns long After about an hour, he’s about had four or five He says, “bartender, give me another one, put it on ice” “Don’t you think you’ve had enough?” “I’ll tell…

interpolates lyrics from and samples music of “Why” (Remix) by Jadakiss featuring Styles P, Common and Nas (produced by Havoc) [Verse 1] Why is garbage music selling a lot? Why is the music industry state of mind real far from hip-hop? Why…

[Verse 1] I used to grin at the idea of attention whore ’til I saw one in real life, now I get it more Do you make music for you, or to get some dough? You should make it for you, they don’t get your score It’s some subconscious reminders…

[Verse] I feel the floor beneath my feet Steady from my toes up to my peak Speak with a slow and gradual stream Chest out, shoulders back, proper physique Head up, eyes open—close them? Not in your dreams, only in mine but only asleep away…

[Verse] Get that oatmeal and put it in my bowl please and it’s This Southern hick beat I’m gonna get down real quick, see I… Get that chili, my special combination I’m making and then I plate it and then I a-a-ate it Yo, pasta every once in…

I don’t need a pen It just flows from within And I do this for me Not from externally If you think that it’s wrong… I’m not on that, I’m off that now, let’s go I don’t seek approval I only see what’s in me to do what I do The next thing…

Hello? (Look at this hot shit this novice has gotten This motherfucker is really spoiled rotten I wanna stop him, but he’s not stopping A lot of ‘em are like this, it’s a problem) [Verse 1] I’m serving this to no specific person I saw…

[Verse 1] We should be colonizing Jupiter But we’re just getting stupider Move to the moon way from here So when doomsday comes we’ll live on Don’t you wanna live on? Get on the spaceship and give the human race a chance to expand on Keep…

This beat is just for me, I don’t do it for your peeps And it’s so damn raw, I need soda pop And if you’re going to pop, don’t hold it back, come on Yeah, I am so raw, I’m so depressed, can’t fix me yeah I’m Alex D, AD and Klash, I go by several…

[Verse 1] This is where I was born to be On a platform that don’t belong to me I don’t fit in, so different No different than a wolf in a coop of chickens When I move they scoot And when I swoop they do take a shit then I can’t rap and…

[Verse 1] So why do you think an Asian shot up a college? ‘cause you teased him, now he has to crack up a bottle I feel the same way I’ma go in a building and then start spraying the place Way before you can spray him with Mace Take whites…

(beat produced by Dr. Dre, from the song "My Name Is" by Eminem) [Verse 1] I’m a state away from my family tree Fuck Alex D I’m gonna change my name to Randy V Fuck having children I’m gonna stick a baby inside of my abdominal cavity…

by John Frusciante, Anthony Keidis, Flea, and Chad Smith

Lyrics, Vocals, and Acoustic by Mason P. All other instruments by Lane Sullivan

Lyrics, Vocals, and acoustic by Mason P. All other instruments and voices by Lane Sullivan

A whole New World to Explore beneath the Waves.. RPM Challenge 2023

I asked to robots to help me write a song in the style of Tom Waits. Riding on a train to the edge of town Where the night has just begun People on the street with nowhere to go Living hard and having fun Everywhere I go there’s a song…

Technically not part of my RPM 2023 project, and it was mainly recorded in January 2023. It is probably not worth listening to, but I can't make a playlist with a prime number of songs so this is #6. The song lyrics will not make any sense…