for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective!
How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese*
You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much!
1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company
2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing
3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics
4th..........: I'm laughing out loud.
What has Gene Started???????????
This is a story written by a friend in England (Andy Rashley) who I also write music with, it is about a guy who had a stalker chick when he was young..then she found him 30 years later on Facebook and started stalking him again...until his wife…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Greg let me have another go at one of his songs and I the wrote the words and music for a bridge
so that way he has to pay me some royalties when he sells a million !!! lol thanks Greg for your inspiration and great music!!
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Been a while since I posted anything...(working on a secret project) anyway been feelin the blues lately so I decided to record this old blues tune...the lead guitar was recorded in one take so please dismiss some clams and relentless wanking…
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Hey that's my key!!!!
fun song Greg....reminds me of "When I'm 64"
the Kazoo sounds Hawaiian...now you don't need that steel guitar..you smart little devil you....great stuff..
TRUE STORY
Here comes Ernest he say how you want your eggs
Don’t matter what you say to me, don’t care how much you beg
This here is my damn place and you are just a passing through
You’re lucky just to be alive cause I don’t care about…
Where did this song come from?
Let's blame Steve Krell for introducing the outlaw, misfits of society theme.
It was just a laps of judgment
I should have thought it through
I swung and then I hit him
And I did it all for you
He…
Steve Krell (SLKrell) and I have been feuding over the same girlfriend for a while now. In fact, there are several songs about her on Alonetone. Here is the latest in the story:
SLKrell says it’s a drag
Rosie made him pack his bag
Always…
Does Rita know about this Rosie chic?
You better let me handle this!!! ...Isn't she the famous "Rosie Palm" ?...and her five sisters!!!!!whoo hoo I love it ..another outstanding track!
#RPM Challenge 2013#
Written for Robert Palomo, who probably endures more winter than any of us. Check out Robert's Music:
http://alonetone.com/1rubanjoguy/tracks
Flowers Under The Snow - Written By Greg Connor
These G late winter…
#RPM Challenge 2013#
I was standing behind an elderly couple in the grocery store checkout line last week.
The cashier told them that someone had donated $100 toward their groceries. $100 had already been paid toward their $121 grocery…
You are a writing machine....next stop Tin Pan Alley for you...(are they still doing that?)
put you in a 4x6 room and let you pump out tunes all day till you get a # 1....lol
outstanding Greg!!
#RPM Challenge 2013#
Wake up in the morning, I’m still in my cloths
I got one eye open but the other wont go
Barely can remember the night before
Except for how you threw me out the door
Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey
I think I’m in trouble again…
RPM #2, first thank you all for the comments on rpm 1,, once again i forage into the world of midi orchestration,,, while i am beginning with strings and woodwinds,, this is a section from a string piece i am working on,, that somehow led me to…
Hey Richard...thanks and yes I used to go to the Owl Bar.(my wife used to work across the street from the Belvedere a long time ago)..and it is still open, but I have not been there in years. lover this piece of music by the way...great mood music!!
Greg...sounds great...some of your best guitar playing ...really nice tone...and of course outstanding vocals and lyrics!!!....."kiss me like you mean it"...well, not me! great lyric
I just bought a new Gibson SG Standard guitar with P90 pickups. I bought it after listening to Steve Krell's Gibson Gold Top with P90's.
Here is my first recording with the guitar.
Lyrics:
Sitting in my living room
Sunlight will be fading…
With My Sister Kathy Bores
Last Waltz Of The Evening
The last waltz of the evening
Last dance of the night
I’m making the most of each beat of my heart
Music plays and I’m holding you so tight
Hard to see it come to an end
But it’s going to…
Sweet ....your sister sings great and you guys sound good together...although I think she needs an old long haired hippy type guitar player to add that something special ...!! lol!!!
The prequel to Big Legged Woman Blues.. She meets Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese on a cruise and the ship goes down!!
This is
A 3 way collaboration over the internet
Story, lyrics and inspiration from Greg Connor (Minnesota)
Music, story and…
This is a remix...Andy made some changes for me.. redid the ending, doubled the bass and just made the recording a little more seamless..see what you think..
This is the song that opened my ears to Rock music thanks to my sisters record collection…..i've been wanting to give this one a go since i first ever heard it at the age of about 10….so its only took about 40 years and thanks to Speed Demon i…
The prequel to Big Legged Woman Blues.. She meets Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese on a cruise and the ship goes down!!
This is
A 3 way collaboration over the internet
Story, lyrics and inspiration from Greg Connor (Minnesota)
Music, story and…
I've been teasing Steve (SLKrell) about Rose, from Las Cruces Nevada, ever since he wrote a song about her for Valentines Day a few years ago.
Rosie is a figment of our imagination. I wrote a song about stealing her away from Steve:
http…
(Em) A legend that the sailors told
Tales shared from long ago
(C) Secrets that are captured in the (Em) air
(Em) It comes to you from far way
Whispered roars that fade away
(C) Answers that are carried on the (Em) breeze
Only (C) heard…
This song written by Mark Imsdahl..I found it over at Greg Connor's ...I liked it so much that I asked Greg and Mark if I could do an electric version of it and they agreed...i want to have Mark blow some harp on it when he gets back from vacation…
Lyrics:
After the Sun goes down
Lay in bed no sleep to be found
And the shadows dance on walls
After the Sun goes down
Just a reflecting time
The clock just seems to unwind
The silence gets so loud
Just a reflecting time
It won…
Comments on Ron's stuff
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
Ha ha ha ha ha! "Boobs and butt and legs and all" -- Rock on! Great music, Ron! Thanks so much for participating!
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective! How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
"Questionable for mixed company".....lol Greg...Do you mean I might offend a few Androids? :-)
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese* You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much! 1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company 2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing 3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics 4th..........: I'm laughing out loud. What has Gene Started???????????
no doubt this has happened. Always like your stuff!
Ooh yeah!! Now that gets you going !! Double faved ... No make triple!
C L A S S I C
*Good Gawd !!!!!!!!* You are the MAN.
Damn, you're the MAN!!!
You so got it together!
Blues on, my sweet, delicious, mean-ass, kick-butt guitarist -- BLUES ON!
Great song!!
I think you might be the BIGGEST dog in the yard. Now . . . if you could only shake that shyness. Set those inhibitions free.
I'm laughing again this morning. You certainly have your own style!
And that's the way to funk it!,
Love your version, but what a contrast with Greg and Berthan's… I may need to come by and sample your's, too
I knew Ron was gonna rip this one up! Rock on!
I really enjoyed that version. Very creative Ron.
Comments made by Ron
Hey that's my key!!!! fun song Greg....reminds me of "When I'm 64" the Kazoo sounds Hawaiian...now you don't need that steel guitar..you smart little devil you....great stuff..
Greg has the blues!!! this is really some good ol pickin and harp blowin.... I love the last verse...
Love it, love it, love it!!! great lyrics and melody ..... the blues harp is outstanding....
Does Rita know about this Rosie chic? You better let me handle this!!! ...Isn't she the famous "Rosie Palm" ?...and her five sisters!!!!!whoo hoo I love it ..another outstanding track!
Great lyrics!! love the banjo....beautiful....but I didn't hear a "Good Gawd" anywhere...lol
You are a writing machine....next stop Tin Pan Alley for you...(are they still doing that?) put you in a 4x6 room and let you pump out tunes all day till you get a # 1....lol outstanding Greg!!
This is one of your best ...is that you doing your harmony part? love the lyrics and the whole feel of this one!! most excellent...
Hey Richard...thanks and yes I used to go to the Owl Bar.(my wife used to work across the street from the Belvedere a long time ago)..and it is still open, but I have not been there in years. lover this piece of music by the way...great mood music!!
My kind of song.....we need to start a band and play everything you can write like this one! ...outstanding guitar picking!!! ...more please
Another outstanding tune Greg....beautiful
Greg...sounds great...some of your best guitar playing ...really nice tone...and of course outstanding vocals and lyrics!!!....."kiss me like you mean it"...well, not me! great lyric
that new SG sounds sweet!!!....My SG always rocked and never went out of tune!!!! Great song Greg ..reminds me of early Eagles
Sweet ....your sister sings great and you guys sound good together...although I think she needs an old long haired hippy type guitar player to add that something special ...!! lol!!!
This is a remix...Andy made some changes for me.. redid the ending, doubled the bass and just made the recording a little more seamless..see what you think..
One of my favorites!!!...great job
Thanks to all ...and yes Greg ..well yes my wife wants me to see a shrink!!!
Is she well known Rosie Palm? I knew her well....and her 5 sisters!!!!
I love the minor feel...great stuff Greg...with a little electric it could remind me of early Traffic!!!!! think "40 Thousand Headmen"
Thanks everyone for the great comments... I owe the inspiration to Greg and Mark!!!
Great feel to this one Greg....love it!!