for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective!
How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese*
You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much!
1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company
2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing
3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics
4th..........: I'm laughing out loud.
What has Gene Started???????????
This is a story written by a friend in England (Andy Rashley) who I also write music with, it is about a guy who had a stalker chick when he was young..then she found him 30 years later on Facebook and started stalking him again...until his wife…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Greg let me have another go at one of his songs and I the wrote the words and music for a bridge
so that way he has to pay me some royalties when he sells a million !!! lol thanks Greg for your inspiration and great music!!
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Been a while since I posted anything...(working on a secret project) anyway been feelin the blues lately so I decided to record this old blues tune...the lead guitar was recorded in one take so please dismiss some clams and relentless wanking…
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
I wrote the lyrics and melody to this song a week or so ago when I was feeling that unsettling disconnected feeling we all get from time to time when we're missing the people we love.... Then I gave myself the challenge to try a few things with…
Fellow alone toner Gary Talbott kindly volunteered to add some of his own vocals and strings to this song, so I gladly took him up on it. Fun to keep evolving this one. Thanks Gary!
The local songwriters were in my living room earlier this week, and we had a great night. We recorded a live version of this song I posted earlier this month, and I thought you'd enjoy hearing Colin W, Greg C and Scott Z playing and singing too!
I wrote this song earlier this week, and reached out to the wonderful Greg Connor and SL Krell here to help me with the lead, rhythm and bass guitars to give it a nice country love song feel. They killed it!!!!!! Thanks to them both for making…
This one is dedicated to my dear friend John. Thanks for changing my life for the better....
Also a big thanks to our own Greg Connor who helped me get the chords for my own uke accompaniment, and who kindly played the beautiful guitars…
Just like two sides
Of the same silver dollar
We’re not alike but still the same
And your big life
Makes mine look smaller
I wonder if you know my name
I wait around
You might be calling
A telephone that never rings
End of the day…
You are too good at this songwriter/singer thing!!! When you gonna release a CD?...Maybe with your royalties from Dirty Thump you can get in the studio.....you need to be published and recorded...your that good!!!!
This is my first collaboration with the talented SLKrell! He had a reggae song called "Rancho Raggae" posted a couple of weeks ago in need of a lyric, so I asked If I could write some for it, and poof whala!! Here it is! Thanks Slkrell for the…
We decided to share one more piece of cherry pie! Thanks Greg Connor for this now epic song. Thanks to Paul for his beautiful music. Always a ton of fun to collaborate with!!!
Great version...wow Greg is getting lots of mileage out of his Cherry Pie....(not any royalties though)...great singing and production...mix is outstanding...makes my version sound like porn:-)
This was a song I wrote last year, and haven't recorded until last night. We had a jam session at my place, so you'll hear some folks you know on this live recording.. Feels like a old time sing-a-long as I listened again this morning.
Colleen…
This is one of my favorite collaborations with Paul Lennon so far. I wrote the song with king of a bluesy feel, and then found a perfect marriage for the music with one of Paul's awesome tracks. Then we tinkered on it together to make it so…
I had a wish to sing along with Greg, so he offered me a piece of his Cherry Pie to sing along with... I added a few other bits here and there as well. Thanks Greg!!! This was a fun one for me... added some piano and a teeny bit of percussion....
Wow ..great duet!!....Greg is getting some miles out of his Cherry Pie :-) your voice fits perfect with Greg's Colleen....Boy this makes my version sound x rated...I gotta go shower!!!!
This song pretty much sums up my life right now. No direction and no ambition.
Maybe because it's SpringTime and Love is in the air.
In keeping with the romantic nature of the season, it features:
BANJO . . . . . The instrument made…
It’s a lasting impression
Every time that you call
It’s my only intention
Leave you nothing at all
Whenever you ask me
I’m doing just fine
It’s the dance that I do
Every single time
It aint what it looks like, not like that at…
This is a song I wrote this week, trying to capture that strange emotion you sometimes feel during times of great milestones in your life - good things happening, changes, moving on. Joy and melancholy all at the same time. Everyone feels it…
Another outstanding collaboration...Colleen your already great vocals are sounding better and better...this is your best recording yet in my opinion ..the mix between your voice and the music is perfect....cudos to Paul
Update: Paul took the first version and made it even better. So impressed with his talents. Thanks everyone for your kind words on the original. I know you'll like this version even more!
I was listening to some of Paul Lennon's great…
This was a write it and record it in one session song challenge that my songwriting friends and I came up with this week. Lions and Lambs was started thinking of spring, but it turned into a song about relationships... as they often do.
Greg…
This is the first time I have played in drop D
this is a Springsteen song that he borrowed the title from a Pete Seeger song..and I like the way Warren Haynes plays it live...so here is my humble attempt at it...
I wrote this song while out hiking some awesome trails in Zion National Park... gave me some excellent inspiration. I also tried some different stuff with the mixing and using my keyboard... so trying to push a few of my envelopes...
Here…
Comments on Ron's stuff
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
Ha ha ha ha ha! "Boobs and butt and legs and all" -- Rock on! Great music, Ron! Thanks so much for participating!
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective! How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
"Questionable for mixed company".....lol Greg...Do you mean I might offend a few Androids? :-)
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese* You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much! 1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company 2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing 3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics 4th..........: I'm laughing out loud. What has Gene Started???????????
no doubt this has happened. Always like your stuff!
Ooh yeah!! Now that gets you going !! Double faved ... No make triple!
C L A S S I C
*Good Gawd !!!!!!!!* You are the MAN.
Damn, you're the MAN!!!
You so got it together!
Blues on, my sweet, delicious, mean-ass, kick-butt guitarist -- BLUES ON!
Great song!!
I think you might be the BIGGEST dog in the yard. Now . . . if you could only shake that shyness. Set those inhibitions free.
I'm laughing again this morning. You certainly have your own style!
And that's the way to funk it!,
Love your version, but what a contrast with Greg and Berthan's… I may need to come by and sample your's, too
I knew Ron was gonna rip this one up! Rock on!
I really enjoyed that version. Very creative Ron.
Comments made by Ron
Lyics and vocals ..great !!! Uke ..even better...love it Colleen...
This might just be your best work to date...amazing tune .. love the title..great mix
Another outstanding collaboration Colleen great tune!!
sounds great..you all have a good thing going on up there!!!
this is one of your best Colleen..great collaboration...and I know I have said this before but you really remind me of Joni Mittchell!!! very good
Another great collaboration...Colleen...your vocals are getting better and better with every new tune...great job...
You are too good at this songwriter/singer thing!!! When you gonna release a CD?...Maybe with your royalties from Dirty Thump you can get in the studio.....you need to be published and recorded...your that good!!!!
Wow!!! ... you and Steve have the magic touch, this is one of your best vocals ...music outstanding and a great mix...reggae may be your thing guys!!!
Great version...wow Greg is getting lots of mileage out of his Cherry Pie....(not any royalties though)...great singing and production...mix is outstanding...makes my version sound like porn:-)
Very good Colleen..love it...sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun..wished I lived closer!!!
Love the lyrics...and your vocals of course...you and Paul have a good thing going...keep it up!!
Wow ..great duet!!....Greg is getting some miles out of his Cherry Pie :-) your voice fits perfect with Greg's Colleen....Boy this makes my version sound x rated...I gotta go shower!!!!
Banjo Love !!! that sounds like the title for a Sweet Ronnie love song....er ...dirty song!! good one Greg...you do it all my friend
You need to send this demo to Nashville...one of your best country tunes.....great melody line ...outstanding playing and singing...
I am ready for some green beer now!! I agree with everything Greg said...you 2 make a great team...keep it up
Another outstanding collaboration...Colleen your already great vocals are sounding better and better...this is your best recording yet in my opinion ..the mix between your voice and the music is perfect....cudos to Paul
nice job ...very creative adding lyrics and melody to an existing recording....hmmmm...Lennon and Dillon...has a nice familiar ring!!!!
this may be your best yet.....I love the mandolin....Greg's guitar is awesome...all around great sound, vocals and lyrics
Thanks everyone for all the kind comments!!!
Another outstanding song...love the lyrics.. Have I mentioned that you remind me of Joni Mitchell ...well you do!!!