DeCide 2 Eat Right BeSide Thee East Side

When the student is ready, then the teacher appears
And you’ll never get clean until you’ve had it up to here
You’re at rock bottom
I used to take hard shots of spirits and suck down Tourneys and what a disgrace
You have to say “I’m to be saved ‘cause I really want to change ‘cause I’m worth more than a slave”
And then you’ll stop eating people
And then you’ll wean off of the nipple and grant reproductive rights to the cage or cage-free chickens
Take a trip to my side of town
Who knew beans and rice in a taco would be so divine?
Who knew you wouldn’t die if you didn’t eat your grieving mom? They kidnapped her child
And sucking titties is nice, but that’s the sickening type
Around here we eat peasant food, pleasant food I present to you
Potato and vegetable stew, ten grain pilaf soup
German rye and a side of spaghetti marinara, beans on top of it all
And to top it off, you can have nuts and fruit until your body’s telling you to stop it
Sure beats only few bits of an offspring
I’ll take option A instead of option B