A loose variation of theme from movie "Ip Man" originally composed by Kenji Kawai. Modestly performed by JC Prophets band. Ip Man was a Gradmaster of Wing Chun(southern Chinese kung-fu) and he is widely known as a Bruce Lee's SiFu(teacher…

Desirea has done a number on Reg, she stole his Credit cards birth certificate and passport and has cloned him to at least a dozen banks that he knows of. He has lost his house his car everything he has./ And to top it all he cant sleep for missing…

This FaceBook friend of mine posted the first line and I went with it. THE CORNER - G (if capo is at 2 it sounds more like Neil Young.) C D G Am…

This is a kinda progfunky little song .... One monkey was injured in the song ... none in real life during the making of this song LYRICS: Nothings white and nothings black the yellow snow has thought me that every day is painted gray…

thump thump thump

watch out

the thing, cast outside the gates of gormenghast.

what is that?

this is titus alone and the brown dog affair. that, combined with the slowness, makes for a long-ass song.

in our vision of this world these guys live out in the foothills and are threatened not by floodwater, as in Gormenghast, but by landslides, as in The Control of Nature (John McPhee).

titus and gertrude throughout Gormenghast

titus passes by his old home, decides not to go back.

late n simple

working title was "violence is optional". then the sea came to me and something changed - for now. ")

mixing it up in my DAW Bar

Guitar instrumental, I had two licks in mind when I started recording and the rest happened along the way.

This is a one hour piece I did after having poisoned myself with MSG.

morning madness

a season in hell by rimbaud,set to music by wordless poem,composed on the roland MC 505 groovebox.

The only thing notable about this cover of George Harrison's The Art of Dying is that it is one take (of *many* blown attempts) with the only edit being adding a bit of choir at the end using the midi data from the Roland GR-20. And no I didn…

Witnessing a stellar collapse, and then playing a melancholy tune for it on a Novachord...

No more messing about for Reg, this is the one she has long black satin hair the body of an angel, her accent is pure English rose she stands by the bar talking to her friends, she turns Reg catches her eye and smiles a bolt of electricity zaps…

Reg was positive that she was the one until he had chat with Norm who said "Be careful remember Desirea" Norm was only trying to help but it has put doubt in Reg's mind and now hes not sure what he wants...........................thought i'd do…

Without the waffle..........

A song for my wife of 31 years.

Boobie... MEthod man beat

Basically, i remixed Yeah3x and Like A G6 together :)

a season in hell by rimbaud,sampled and signal-processed,set to music by wordless poem;composed on the roland MC 505 groovebox.

17 equal guitar, loop station, whammy pedal, distortion pedal, Garritan world sample set.

Vocals: Rebecca Riss Lyrics: Donna Devine Drums & Horns: Ian Burrage Bass: Andy Gupta Piano: Steffen Offermann Guitars: Mike Woodford Composed, arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann I think this was the first song that Donna and I collaborated…

Written by Errol Chugg (music & lyric) Vocals: Error Chugg Guitar: Mike Woodford Organ: Swansong Drum programming, steel drums, synths: Steffen Offermann Arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann A "I wish Winter was over"-song by…

Something that might have ended up on my failed RPM attempt.

Tom and Amy are having a baby. This song is for the little nugget.

Our 4th song about Wawa. The praise is eternal. If you've never experienced Wawa, you just wouldn't understand.

The title says it all. Literally.

John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

John Salad gets angry.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

Every time is sexy time!

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

noisome farfisa

Changed this one up into a bit Alt.Country vibe

Covers of some of my favorite songs

My favorite Zappa song......long guitar solo!!!!!

featuring the fantastic Tim Green on vocals. Thanks Tim.