for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective!
How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese*
You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much!
1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company
2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing
3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics
4th..........: I'm laughing out loud.
What has Gene Started???????????
This is a story written by a friend in England (Andy Rashley) who I also write music with, it is about a guy who had a stalker chick when he was young..then she found him 30 years later on Facebook and started stalking him again...until his wife…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Greg let me have another go at one of his songs and I the wrote the words and music for a bridge
so that way he has to pay me some royalties when he sells a million !!! lol thanks Greg for your inspiration and great music!!
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Been a while since I posted anything...(working on a secret project) anyway been feelin the blues lately so I decided to record this old blues tune...the lead guitar was recorded in one take so please dismiss some clams and relentless wanking…
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is the latest song challenge offered by the Minnesota Asscociation of Songwriters:
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Your mission this month is twofold:
1. Try creating a boundary between the production of content versus the judging…
I like it a lot.. very haunting guitar parts!! great Harmonica part....you really did what they wanted .. lots of outstanding textures!! Some of your best lyrics as well imho
A friend got me excited about writing short instrumentals for Video, TV etc and posting them on Pond5 ( A site catering to that type of thing). I recorded this little banjo piece this morning.
I C see it all Em happen on the F evening C news
Am Someone G started C something G
C Running for Em cover, F crying the C blues
Am Your world is G just a C crumbling
C It was bad Em before and it’s F getting C worse
Am You think you G…
Just in time for St Patrick's Day . . . . And with any luck we might have a bonus "LIVE" Leprechaun track coming soon. The Minnesota Coffee table met and recorded a fun version last night.
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I was…
Sunshine fill my soul
Let the blues be the first to go
Sunshine can’t complain
If life shows us a little rain
Chorus
Sunshine through the window
At first morning’s light
All the stars fade away
When sunshine gets so bright
When sunshine…
Brace yourself! This is my latest Song Challenge entry for Carl Unbehaun’s Minnesota Homebrew Radio Show: Write a song about Groundhog’s Day, a Ground Hog or Woodchuck.
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Nothing better…
There is a story behind this song. I'll leave it at that for now.
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Moonlight shined through the trees in the woods
A barred owl called and I understood
Nocturnal presence flew silently by
I tried…
It's been a long absence from a regular daily practice of song writing. Covid and a major change in the family has distracted me for well over a year. Recently I've been lucky enough to drift back into old familiar things like wine soaked evenings…
Lemonade is an instrumental. It started as an early version of a co-written song with Mary Kealy Falk. We eventually settled on the 4th version of the project.
I just couldn't let this version go without doing something with it. It's the…
When you C reach the Em point
When it’s F all in the rear view C mirror
And Am reflection is your G only point of C view G
You C feel it Em inside
When it F becomes so C clear
There’s Am nothing that G you can C do
F Hold on to G memories…
Social Distancing is the theme for this Holiday
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It's a Christmas time of year
With lights and sounds of Holiday cheer
It's not like Christmas past
We'll shelter in place and raise our glass
Don't share the…
Recorded with Classical Guitar, Irish Whistle and Fender Jazz Bass. I wrote this a few years ago and rerecorded it this week.
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Winter Solstice
Written by Greg Connor
When the G days are short, and the C…
When there’s C snow on the G pumpkins
Autumn leaves have all D gone
And the C geese are all G flying
Cause it’s time to move D on
When there’s C snow on the G pumpkins
We’ll sit by the Em fire
We’ll C talk about our dreams, our D hope…
"When the snow is on the pumpkin it's time for dicky dunkin"
Sorry, your song just reminded me that I tell that to Suzanne every fall!!....seriously though, another great tune from you, love what you are playing in the background.
Here is my latest Minnesota Homebrew Radio Challenge entry:
Let's write scary or creepy songs for our October 29 show--songs that'll make our listeners' skin crawl! Submit by October 28 to:
minnesotahomebrew@gmail.com
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This is more of a description than a song. It's my contribution to the Minnesota Homebrew Radio Show monthly song writing challenge: "Write a song about your first car."
Here is my contribution to the Minnesota Association of Songwriters challenge: Write a song titled "Mississippi Moon" and use this chord progression somewhere in the song (adjust for the Key you are in) "C, G, Am, C, Dm"
You will find D…
What’s on your mind
Are you losing confidence
Someone’s been unkind
And caring becomes a consequence
Look for a reason to smile
The Sun will shine your way
Look for a reason to smile
And watch the clouds drift away
Feeling like you…
Nice, a little Beatle sounding which is a good thing to me!! I like the way you double tracked your voice..at least that's what it sounds like..... did you sing it twice or just used computer magic?
love it!!
Comments on Ron's stuff
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
Ha ha ha ha ha! "Boobs and butt and legs and all" -- Rock on! Great music, Ron! Thanks so much for participating!
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective! How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
"Questionable for mixed company".....lol Greg...Do you mean I might offend a few Androids? :-)
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese* You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much! 1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company 2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing 3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics 4th..........: I'm laughing out loud. What has Gene Started???????????
no doubt this has happened. Always like your stuff!
Ooh yeah!! Now that gets you going !! Double faved ... No make triple!
C L A S S I C
*Good Gawd !!!!!!!!* You are the MAN.
Damn, you're the MAN!!!
You so got it together!
Blues on, my sweet, delicious, mean-ass, kick-butt guitarist -- BLUES ON!
Great song!!
I think you might be the BIGGEST dog in the yard. Now . . . if you could only shake that shyness. Set those inhibitions free.
I'm laughing again this morning. You certainly have your own style!
And that's the way to funk it!,
Love your version, but what a contrast with Greg and Berthan's… I may need to come by and sample your's, too
I knew Ron was gonna rip this one up! Rock on!
I really enjoyed that version. Very creative Ron.
Comments made by Ron
I like it a lot.. very haunting guitar parts!! great Harmonica part....you really did what they wanted .. lots of outstanding textures!! Some of your best lyrics as well imho
Great banjo playing!!....now I am going to have to watch "Deliverance" this afternoon :-)
very nice collaboration...great chorus!!
Excellent.....very current lyrics..like the added bridge....and the instrumentation is perfect
Fun song!!! great lyrics and just in time for the holiday...Erin go bra-less ...I hope:-)
another winner...great chorus and I like the bridge!
too funny...great chorus!! ...... you win
Great song and great lyrics...I am pretty sure I know what inspired this beautiful song!!
You are on a roll!!! love these lyrics....too funny...ho ho ho :-)
Merry Christmas from Maryland!!! Great holiday song
May have been a while but this is another outstanding track!! Great feel and excellent vocals
I like it!! beautiful mandolin...nice to hear an instrumental from you!!
Very nice,,I really like the chord progression...great lyrics!
Ha Ha,,,it's a COVID kind of Christmas.... great tune, made me smile!
The classical guitar sounds sweet...love the sound of nylon strings...and I always want to hear the Irish whistle!! excellent!!!
"When the snow is on the pumpkin it's time for dicky dunkin" Sorry, your song just reminded me that I tell that to Suzanne every fall!!....seriously though, another great tune from you, love what you are playing in the background.
Fun!! love the sound effects....neat story and a catchy chorus!!!
ha ha love it...reminds me of my first car.. a brand new 69 rally green Camaro that I got in the fall of 1968 great lyrics!!
WOW outstanding song Greg!! guitar playing is excellent, love the tone....and your lyrics really work...love the chorus...YOU WIN!!!
Nice, a little Beatle sounding which is a good thing to me!! I like the way you double tracked your voice..at least that's what it sounds like..... did you sing it twice or just used computer magic? love it!!