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Your Never too old to be a fool w/ The Old Grey Wolf

Uploaded September 18, 2011 10:29pm.

Peter bought the old grey wolf down the cellar and Humphrey had to go and chat to him and tell him about his day. This is the story he told him……………….

YOUR NEVER TOO OLD TO BE A FOOL
It’s 7.55 and the doors just opened. She’s giving her husband a kiss goodbye. Yes of course i love you darling, i love you more than ever. I watch her get into her car, drive away. He sees me, out of the corner of his eye. He steps back into the door and closes it. I follow a safe distance behind her.

your never too old to be a fool.

I know those words are so true. You just can’t believe what’s possible in this business, i’ve seen it all. I’ve seen Brides jilt there husbands or future husbands at the alter, when the priest say’s has anybody got anything to say, that’s when they spit my evidence at them,to relieve themselves and to inflict the most pain after i have found an infidelity. It’s funny i never feel guilty just indifferent.

your never too old to be a fool.

She turns up at the hotel, parks and enters the foyer. It’s just turned 9 am we’d driven for over an hour she thought she was safe. As she goes in i follow behind her, she doesn’t know me from adam so it doesn’t matter. I see she gets room 236, i walk past her, as she is unlocking the door the porter has given her i see through the gap in the door, there’s a man there waiting for her

your never too old to be a fool.

It’s a shame but it’s true. Luckily outside the room there is a tree and two bushes i secrete myself in them, get out my camera, luckily they have left the curtains slightly a jar and photograph their sexual antics in graphic detail.

Your never too old be a fool
The older you get the easier it is to be fooled

I clock off early the jobs done. I start to sit and think about what’s actually going to happen to this man i’m working for. His whole life is going to be falling to bits, it’s gonna be ruined. Should i tell him the truth? of course i’m going to thats what i’m paid for.Unlike Pilot i don’t wash my hands i unscrew the top on the whisky bottle and take a four finger shot and slug it straight down, then i knock a another one down, and another one. I’ve been doing this for years now and guess what it doesn’t make me feel any better.

Your never too old be a fool
The older you get the easier it is to be fooled

I ring him up to tell him i have something to say and show him, so we meet up later at his house. So i show him the pictures of his wife with this young man, he’s flabber-ghasted, he takes a deep breath and says to me just wait there a minute i’ll go and get your money. I hear him go upstairs to a draw, so i think he’s getting the money. I hear a loud bang……………i didn’t get my money

Your never too old be a fool
The older you get the easier it is to be fooled
Thanks R

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