We used to sing this when the sentries were down, back in Bristol.
They may have confiscated our weed, booze, and my #laserhandcannon, but they'll never get our songs.
This is an exert from the Two regs Radio program on C.U.N.T. fm . The Regs are in the middle of re-write of their new book and this exert and others like it are hoped to be used as background for the Audio book. You can hear a lot more from the…
Glad to see the Two Regs are in fine fettle these days. You don't even appear to be relying on the Eventide vox Harmonizer any more, that's good.
Have you heard Reggie Watts "F*ck Sh*t Stack"? You can find the video on YouTube, I can't watch it any more since my ex-girlfriend got stabbed in the hand, but It's pretty good.
i want to start to feel real
This old heart mine has had nothing but bad times
Every time i think i got it made
By christ it all goes wrong again
yeah Everything goes wrong and i’m left singing this sad song
i want to feel some love
running…
My computer decided to give up the ghost so while its being fixed I dragged out an old laptop and recorded this through the inbuilt mic adding a little lead after ...
another for the RPM the seeker the psychic the depressed turn to to put there life back on track.....
THE SEEKER
so your the seeker, who can unfold the dreams
can you tell me whats waiting out there in the foreseen
can you see in to my minds…
Heres another from the collaboration list on the other-side another excellent backer by Kari Thanks for letting me play with it....
TRY TO LOVE ME
why are you so scared of things that, you can not change
Why do you spend your time worrying…
Kari had this backer on the collaborations list on the other side and i couldn't resist giving it a go. Hope you enjoy Thanks for listening.
IT WAS A MADNESS
I met this women she said she was,
the women of my dreams, full of lust
cause…
I've taken up Kens Challenge to work on this backer with him.I hope no one is offended by this too much. Its just an opinion , i've tried to describe the conflict in American politics and the world to the new President Trumps and his attitudes…
One for the RPM...
THAT WOMEN
A E D
I tell you this women she got no soul
she gotta heart made of stone
That makes her blood runs cold
She’ll take a young man with all that love in his heart
When she leaves him he’ll have nothing left…
another for the RPM the seeker the psychic the depressed turn to to put there life back on track.....
THE SEEKER
so your the seeker, who can unfold the dreams
can you tell me whats waiting out there in the foreseen
can you see in to my minds…
This is the start of an idea for the band, i googled three words to describe President Trump and the result gave me the idea for the lyrics not sure if it works or not but hey it's an idea.....
Idea for Lumbering beast
he’s gross and disturbing…
This is the start of an idea for the band, i googled three words to describe President Trump and the result gave me the idea for the lyrics not sure if it works or not but hey it's an idea.....
Idea for Lumbering beast
he’s gross and disturbing…
This is the start of an idea for the band, i googled three words to describe President Trump and the result gave me the idea for the lyrics not sure if it works or not but hey it's an idea.....
Idea for Lumbering beast
he’s gross and disturbing…
This is the start of an idea for the band, i googled three words to describe President Trump and the result gave me the idea for the lyrics not sure if it works or not but hey it's an idea.....
Idea for Lumbering beast
he’s gross and disturbing…
another for the RPM the seeker the psychic the depressed turn to to put there life back on track.....
THE SEEKER
so your the seeker, who can unfold the dreams
can you tell me whats waiting out there in the foreseen
can you see in to my minds…
rpm 2023
Janette Salisbury vocals
hands on top of the table
feet are flat on the floor
eyes are locked on the moment
you never saw before
merely a chance encounter
maybe a sign from above
and you’ll never feel this way
any more…
rpm 2023
Janette Salisbury vocals
taken none of my good years, darling
left me with more of the same
i will not ask you to give up nothing
there’s nothing left to explain
50 years and i’m dragging bottom
and live among the debris
whatever…
rpm 2023
Janette Salisbury vocals
we’re starving children, left alone
knocking on the door, but no one’s home
how many days have we been here
how any nights in the cold
praying that someone will answer
save our souls, save our souls…
In progress recording of "Oh Lord, Why'd You Have to Make Me So Goddamned Handsome?" which is my attempt at creating a ridiculously long song title. This recording still needs replacement vocals (these were always intended to be scratch temp vocals…
Draft recording, plan to add an acoustic at the beginning and possibly a melodica. The vocals will be re-recorded when I'm not sick. These were always intended to be a placeholder track.
6th song for my RPM album. If you like slow and depressing music...this is for you! I had a blast using my new crash cymbal and brushes...my fingers are not very pleased about playing the bass riff however (ouch).
somehow you knew me
and…
Every day, every day, every day
Every Day, Every Day, Every Day
Look for pleasure and always be kind
Every day, every day that passes by
Every day, every day, every day
Every day, every day, every day
You’ll be remembered by what you…
Made it through another year
Still don’t know why I’m here
Make some music drink some beer
Sounds alright to me
Loved ones leave
Friends come then go
Everything can change so quick
Don’t let the bullshit bring you down
Just enjoy this…
RPM day 2
Now I ain’t no groundhog baby
I can barely see my shoes
If I see a shadow it’s cos I’ve got the blues
If you want a weather forecast
I suggest that you watch the news
But I tell you something I can predict
There will be 6 more…
RPMers I salute you
Ice ice everywhere like a skating rink
I don’t wanna go nowhere
I don’t wanna think
I’ll just stay inside press record and sing
RPM is here
it’s 2am what else to do
Make up rhymes strum a chord
Find a good groove…
I write letters, but I don't send them and they go unanswered. I take them out and rewrite them, picking up the words and clarifying the meanings. I wait in hope that a reply will come someday.
I continue the conversation when it's long over…
Oh Baby its just not the same,
I can hear it when you call my name,
When you call my name,
Oh baby its just not the same,
I can feel it when you don't come home,
When you don't come home,
Oh Baby its just not the same,
I did feel…
Comments on thetworegs's stuff
We used to sing this when the sentries were down, back in Bristol. They may have confiscated our weed, booze, and my #laserhandcannon, but they'll never get our songs.
Glad to see the Two Regs are in fine fettle these days. You don't even appear to be relying on the Eventide vox Harmonizer any more, that's good. Have you heard Reggie Watts "F*ck Sh*t Stack"? You can find the video on YouTube, I can't watch it any more since my ex-girlfriend got stabbed in the hand, but It's pretty good.
Love your phrasing. Nice job.
Super snappy!
Nice one. Movin' to this groove
Rip roaring brother!!!! Booooosh!
I like this one, authority is really dangerous to some people in times of depression.
Reg, some of the best stuff you've ever done (IMVHO). Love the rock out tracks especially - Snowblind, Lumbering Beast and Moving On all big faves.
This has a great closing credit feel! Anthemic.
He doesn't deserve to have you singing about him, although, your lyrics justify it...hahahahaha! Scary stuff in a clever musical bundle.
Another song about me? *Really?* On a serious note, this is very cool - you have one of the most fabulously expressive voices ever.
Wonderful lyrics and story telling.
Another killer groove.
Awesome retro feel - sounds like a classic.
b r i l l i a n t
Slinky - awesome opener! Now I want to go to your gig.
this is nasty in the best possible way
Big Bad AnD Awesome
Easily an instant favorite. I loved the musical arrangement and your vocals and of course the lyrics!
Don't trust the seeker ! Nice regs. Like the guitar background on this.
Comments made by thetworegs
I don’t recognize the tune but I enjoyed it
That tremolo certainly sets the scene love it great chorus
Jannette can certainly sing another beauty loving those keys and smooth bass not forgetting the light touch of the drummer
Excellent vocal loving the tone effect on that guitar too and the interplay with the keys an excellent start to the album
that's some good picking....Ha!Ha ! I have the same trouble
sounds great just as is ....good luck with getting sober
the bass might of hurt but I believe it was worth it and that crash sounds great
excellent exciting quite the ride
its no dirge
I think we all have to getaway ay sometime or other .....good luck with the challenge
great vocal approach
I try ....
Surely it can’t be the last lovely song
At least
Groovy
So that’s who wrote the letter I didn’t receive I sent a telegram but forgot to write the message
This bounces along great
Now Desirea although you sing with such a beautiful voice you know I’m not being enticed back ….. I’m not… really …. I’m not
Excellent
Merry Christmas 🎅🏻