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Bells on Her Toes

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My first Christmas original just off the presses with that cowboy, spaghetti western style.

Paul: Why don’t you try Jingle Bells or something

Geas: Oh God,No, I hate the classics… that sucks……
Paul: Yea that does suck. Try emmmm, Oh Holy Night
Geas: (singing) Oh Holy Night..(Just try it)….I couldn’t sing it
Paul: Me Neither
Geas: Hey wait a minute, I got an idea


put another log on the fire
this night a Christmas eve desire
just chilled with a bottle of red wine
takin in some holiday yule tide
Ended up four bottles short
she drank an awful lot
she’s dancin around the room
and taking all her clothes off,
and away she goes with
bells on her toes

She put some music on
Stand up and fall back down
Then it sounded like some folks dancing up on the rooftop
Came Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and another with a red nose
and bells on his toes

Funny sounds as the door flys open
Fat man comes stormin’ in
all dressed in red
With his little black gloves on
He sees her dancin’, without her clothes on
Downs another cookie singing ho ho ho ho
With bells on his toes
Bells on his toes

Happy Holidays!

Guest said

The best Christmas song ever!!!!

Guest said

A friend of mine saw my Christmas Tree video with this soundtrack and his only comment was: "Catchy song. Listened twice, and was stuck in my head for a day. Who are Wildgeas?" I was miffed but figured I'd pass it on. :)

Guest said

I like the new festive avatar! Nice and cosy family scene!

Guest said

Wonderful stuff!

Guest said

Ha ha ha! Brilliant!!

Guest said

I love this amazingly hilarious track and was just talking about it ..... Had to listen again, and again and again. Ha ha ha.

Guest said

this is cool.

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listener said

Okay, bonfire by the Sound, bottle of wine and this song and we are there!

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Tharek Ali Mokbul said

Wow Bro! This Rules! Dig it Big style! Lyrics are Awesome!

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Endicott Road said

I don't think Santa should call anyone a "ho ho ho". It's just not a nice thing to say, now is it? ER

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drakonis said

What great holiday ad-Ventures she is having! This is very nicely done (although I would BOOST the talking at the beginning to hear the banter better.) The cool surf music and quirky lyrics got me smirking all day now! ttfn, Drakonis

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Cave Street said

awesome bro. this is my kind of holiday spirit.

Guest said

I dig yer style fella.

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OHHO said

Great song! Loved it!

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Johnny Stone said

Brilliant mate I enjoyed that

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Endicott Road said

Another good one. I've never thought of St. Nick in quite the way you describe, though. You manage to make the jolly old elf sound menacing. It's like you think he's a pedophile. Eeeeeek! I'm going to screaming into the night. LOL ER

Guest said

Oh no, I've just laughed my frock off! Brilliant!

Guest said

Haha, this truly is GENIUS!

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kirklynch said

HAHAHA! You've just cured my aversion to Christmas music man! This is awesome!

Guest said

Mind-blowingly awesome and tinsiltastic! There will be dancing in to the night. Clothes optional.

Guest said

Yes, wonderful, Ha ha. I would buy this.

Guest said

christmas classic !

Guest said

This is awesome! Great stuff! Cool lyrics too!

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