for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective!
How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
for Gene's contest...great title and inspiration!!
“How To Assemble Your Android”
Yesterday a box of parts came to my front door
I thought she came assembled, ready to be my whore
Tore the box apart and to no one’s surprise I was missing…
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese*
You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much!
1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company
2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing
3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics
4th..........: I'm laughing out loud.
What has Gene Started???????????
This is a story written by a friend in England (Andy Rashley) who I also write music with, it is about a guy who had a stalker chick when he was young..then she found him 30 years later on Facebook and started stalking him again...until his wife…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Greg let me have another go at one of his songs and I the wrote the words and music for a bridge
so that way he has to pay me some royalties when he sells a million !!! lol thanks Greg for your inspiration and great music!!
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Been a while since I posted anything...(working on a secret project) anyway been feelin the blues lately so I decided to record this old blues tune...the lead guitar was recorded in one take so please dismiss some clams and relentless wanking…
I did this as a way to practice singing....why I am trying to learn to sing at 64 is a little strange.... I wish I had leaned to sing when I was starting out..but I always played in band with lots of singers and never had to sing much…
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Here is my version of Greg's Cherry Pie...I took a little liberty with it and recorded a whole new song.....I think Greg said that would be ok!!
Tried to put the Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese Mojo on it....good gawd!!!!
Written for Minnesota Homebrew Radio Show's current songwriting challenge, "write a song with two words in the title starting with P".
The term 'pseudo' means 'false' or 'pretend.' Pseudo-psychology, therefore, refers to a psychological practice…
oh yeah I'm getting out my tie die shirt and paisley pants!! ....this reminds me of the 60's!!
pseudo (psychedelic) psychology...to me!!!..... love it Greg!
Fresh breeze on Lake Superior
And waves collide with the shore
The sailor must be watching
For gusting wind we can’t ignore
Loose the main, correct the healing
Point the bow to the wind
Recognize the peaceful feeling
In this sacred…
The other night I was sitting out watching a little fire in my backyard, and thinking about how useless it is to let the past dictate our present and future. This one is dedicated to all of us with relationships in our history that have no place…
It’s like floating down a river
When you’re not quite in control
That river’s going to take you
Only where it wants to go
So you reach out with conviction
At debris along the way
That river’s going to take you
If you give up and say…
My wife Rita mentioned that she had not heard my dulcimer on any music recently, so I tuned it up and wrote First Morning Light. A little Low D Irish Whistle flavored it just a bit.
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Fresh air through…
I left my home in paradise when warning signs begun
With a member of my aging family
I left behind the trees so tall they almost blocked the Sun
And a lake so big it looked just like the sea
The wind blows cold through paradise in winter…
I had myself a dream last night
As I tossed and turned in bed
The window was open wide
The street noise jangled, in my head
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I was dreaming of a better time
It was all so clear to me
Wind whistled through the pine trees…
I wrote this song as a way to process some of the feelings of sadness, dismay, anger, fear and love that were brewing inside my heart this past week. I live in Minneapolis, where the terrible killing of George Floyd occurred, and the subsequent…
outstanding !! my wife and I were thinking of you with all the crazy news.. was not sure how close you were to all of the riots....hope you are doing well and it sounds like everyone in your neighborhood is making the best of a very tough and sad situation....
Here is another ZOOM Collaboration with:
Steve Krell
Colleen Dillon
Roger Harris
Greg Connor
We posted the lyrics and featured the chords, just in case you wanted to write your own lyrics and post them with this idea.
Empty Bottles…
This song is a work in progress. I attended an online songwriting workshop hosted by Chad Shank (Minnesota Songwriters Association) who was talking about songs with varying length lines to create more of a conversational atmosphere and the use…
Steve developed this beautiful track with his ukulele and I added some lyrics to make a "positive message" song for the times we are in.... Hope it makes you smile too...
It Won’t Be Like This Forever
Sitting here on my front steps
Listening…
Great playing and singing....now if you could only dance!!!!! sorry, getting a little bit of cabin fever. you can stop dancing now. all joking aside ...another outstanding song. Love it. I think you have written more songs than Dolly by now.
Here's the first of several versions that you'll see from a collaboration across the inter webs started by Greg Connor. He got us together on the Zoom and then look what happened!!!! Music and lyrics collaborated with the talents of Steve Krell…
Strange Times is an international collaboration between Roger Harris & myself. Roger initiated the idea with the first verse and chorus along with a chord progression. I added the last verse and took some liberty in producing this version…
Hey how did you know it's raining here!!! perfect song today. Is that an accordion on the chorus? Sounds great....love the lyrics and the whole feel of this one.....cheers me up while on lock-down!!!!
hope all is well with you and Rita!!!
Well it's been a long while (as seems to be the pattern lately) and I was inspired by Greg and Ron's new songs.... Then I saw a lovely note from the Proods saying "I must have been writing during this crazy time" - so I had to respond with something…
Well said...love the lyrics....and I always enjoy hearing you accompany your self...beautiful !!! and thanks for the mention and listening to my new song. stay safe!
wrote and recorded this last Christmas...all guitars are my PRS SC Trem LTD (with rosewood neck)
keys and bass and (ahem!!! vocals) by me as well
Tis the season... so thought I would go for a repeat!!!.....Merry ho ho Christmas!!!
C I been riding this trail for F way too C long
I Am picked up G peculiar C ways
F A short conversation G is C all that F I know
Cause I C haven’t got G too much to C say
I C remember the sweetheart that F I left C behind
Or Am maybe…
Comments on Ron's stuff
Great job! Gene has a great idea here challenging us all! Hmmm, I may need to try my hand at his here android thing. Oh boy, this would be hard to top!
Ha ha ha ha ha! "Boobs and butt and legs and all" -- Rock on! Great music, Ron! Thanks so much for participating!
Thanks Colleen...I tried to keep it as clean as I could but hey Science ain't pretty!!!...I thought it would be hard to rhyme with Android!!.....thanks again...it was fun putting it together
This is hilarious!!!!! I probably shouldn't rise to the challenge, but I just may have to ponder writing one from my perspective! How much fun is everyone having today!!!!! This one is going to stick in my head.... "boobs and butt and legs and all"
"Questionable for mixed company".....lol Greg...Do you mean I might offend a few Androids? :-)
*Sweet Ronnie Cream Cheese* You are *tooooooooooooooo* Much! 1st time thru: Questionable for mixed company 2nd..........: Nice Guitar Playing 3rd..........: Catchy Lyrics 4th..........: I'm laughing out loud. What has Gene Started???????????
no doubt this has happened. Always like your stuff!
Ooh yeah!! Now that gets you going !! Double faved ... No make triple!
C L A S S I C
*Good Gawd !!!!!!!!* You are the MAN.
Damn, you're the MAN!!!
You so got it together!
Blues on, my sweet, delicious, mean-ass, kick-butt guitarist -- BLUES ON!
Great song!!
I think you might be the BIGGEST dog in the yard. Now . . . if you could only shake that shyness. Set those inhibitions free.
I'm laughing again this morning. You certainly have your own style!
And that's the way to funk it!,
Love your version, but what a contrast with Greg and Berthan's… I may need to come by and sample your's, too
I knew Ron was gonna rip this one up! Rock on!
I really enjoyed that version. Very creative Ron.
Comments made by Ron
oh yeah I'm getting out my tie die shirt and paisley pants!! ....this reminds me of the 60's!! pseudo (psychedelic) psychology...to me!!!..... love it Greg!
I like this a lot..has a Gordon Lightfoot feel to it...also maybe a little Irish folk sound as well...Excellent
Your singing just keeps getting better and better...love the chorus...and great playing and production Greg!!!
Love the lyrics and the guitar sounds great...playing and tone! one of your best chorus's
I hope your resume says multi instrumentalist!!!! love the sound I needed a peaceful song right now!!
oh yeah....I need Paradise!! great one Greg....
Great lyrics, love the chorus...another beautiful song!!
outstanding !! my wife and I were thinking of you with all the crazy news.. was not sure how close you were to all of the riots....hope you are doing well and it sounds like everyone in your neighborhood is making the best of a very tough and sad situation....
Great collaboration....but wheres the video? I want to see all your happy faces singing, playing, and dancing!!! fun song love it
I like it, nice to try something different..great lyrics as usual....and as Steve says..a real keeper!!
Great track Steve and Colleen.....love your voice as always Colleen....
Great playing and singing....now if you could only dance!!!!! sorry, getting a little bit of cabin fever. you can stop dancing now. all joking aside ...another outstanding song. Love it. I think you have written more songs than Dolly by now.
Great collaboration all!!! Stay healthy and keep making outstanding music
Great collaboration guys!! very fitting lyrics and outstanding producing Greg!!!
Yo need to go on Songland!! another great tune!!
Hey how did you know it's raining here!!! perfect song today. Is that an accordion on the chorus? Sounds great....love the lyrics and the whole feel of this one.....cheers me up while on lock-down!!!! hope all is well with you and Rita!!!
I like it... a different sound for you ... an idle mind must be a good thing!!!
Well said...love the lyrics....and I always enjoy hearing you accompany your self...beautiful !!! and thanks for the mention and listening to my new song. stay safe!
It's that time of year again....and still broke ha
Had to put on my cowboy boots and saddle up Trigger!!! love it... country cowboy music at it's best!