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05-Bumps

Got bumps on my body
One under my eye
Been there since birth
I don’t know why
Have one on my leg and one on my back
I guess it’s better than having a heart attack

Someone said “Know thyself” he was pretty wise
I thought I knew me pretty good
But these bumps are a surprise

So I went to the doctor he said “Don’t worry son
I’ll get rid of those bumps with my laser gun”
So he lay me down and put me out
When I woke up he said “Ooops! I must have done
Something wrong!”
And I saw my manhood was gone

No more bumps on my body I feel better now
But I can’t help but feelin’
I’m missing something somehow
But when all is said and done
You should learn from this my friend
Just leave your body alone
And everything will work out in the end

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Endicott Road's avatar
Endicott Road said

Ohmygod! And you made a song about it! EEEEEEK. ER

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another cultural landslide said

LOL…great track! w;-)

Guest said

@Norm - hahahahaha! :) Swanky rhythm, K! Love the “Ooow!” - great playing as ever!

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Wildgeas Music said

Colorful fun-tastic.

Guest said

Ah, but just think about the hormone change and how silky smooth your skin will be.

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forest fagan said

Nice tone to this tune!

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A Bit More Better Productions said

awesome screech.. awesome solo to follow.

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kirklynch said

Great fun track there man!

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Keith Landry said

This is outstanding! I’m loving the free-and-easy tracks this RPM, Kavin!

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